She also doesn't know who the daddy is. It could be this singer or maybe four other dudes. This actor is boozing too, but it's because no one will watch any of his shows. Different problems, same poison.
She can't handle her controlling mother so she copes by hurting herself. Speaking of mothers, another actress sent flowers to a cameraman when his mom passed away. They may share a profession but they have very different motivations.
He ponied up 50 large to make snaps of him snorting coke disappear. This actress is so poor she can't even get credit. This billionaire demands great service but only leaves a 10% tip. Gossip makes the world go around.
He's constantly making fun of her and her looks, but she's afraid to complain. This actor ruins interviews for reporters by being a jerk, and this actress ruins them by being stoned. Sounds like they'd make interesting copy to us!
He's gay and she just wants to get famous-er. This star did blow on an amusement park ride (with her kids present) and this actress helped a homeless man get a job and an apartment. She's sweeter than nose candy.
She lives with both her manager and his wife. This actress got caught getting nasty in the ladies' room—with another lady. A celeb wife has a hard time with her hard-partying hubby. They would do anything for love.
She even covered up the birth and adoption of a baby. Another actress is going bald from not eating and this soccer star doesn't want his attention-hogging celeb wife around. Sorry, it's not because she's secretly having his baby.
She's trying to bed directors to score parts, but no one is biting. This actress confessed to sleeping with a female pop star, and this reality star has her mom pimping her out. Some professions are older than others.
Someone needs to house train this lady not to go in the corner of the room. This actor and actress are bristling at their invented relationship. This network star is quite the cad. You can say he pissed people off.
He's didn't have sex with the mannequin, but he did (sort of) kidnap her. This fading male beauty is considering butt implants and this big-spending actress won't talk to store clerks. Isn't working retail already punishment enough?
Not only doesn't she wear deodorant, but usually skips panties too. This tweener is tweeking on drugs and this singer is cheating. Why can't they all be like this actress who did a selfless deed?
This time, she may call it quits. Not so for the wife of this actor, who seems to tolerate his cheating. Another actor sent his brother away so his penchant for underage conquests won't ruin his career. Oh, brotherly love.
She gives a whole new meaning to using protection. This star is faking a pregnancy for attention, a reality star flashed the world, and two actresses pulled the "don't you know who I am?" Sadly, we do.
She only leaves the house to get spotted with her kids. This actress got pregnant so her famous husband would stay closeted and a singer keeps his nanny from seeing her own baby. Please, someone, think of the children.
Loving Twilight is one thing, but she's actually drinking blood. This cheating actor is lying to his spouse (don't they all) and this talk show host berates her husband publicly (don't they all). Get the garlic and holy water!
He won't say nice things about any of the white contestants. This actress loves white things, as long as it's white powder, and Ben Kingsley tells a very racist tale. It seems we can't all just get along.
He wants to make a snuff film and she has a reputation for coke-fueled sexcapades that would make the Marquis de Sade blush. Maybe they should make a movie together?
That's one part of her hard-knock story she always leaves out. This star is moving to get miles away from her famous mother, this starlet is serving coke in salt shakers, and the return of a skanky director's wife!
