blind-items

Which Celeb Bribes Editors with Birkins?

Brian Moylan · 01/28/10 09:33AM

She drops thousand of dollars on Hermès bags trying to stay famous. We wonder if this actor gives his married mistress gifts, or if this rocker got a present for his new-found sobriety? Gossip right from the gift horse's mouth.

Which Actress Desperately Wants in on the Twilight Franchise?

Brian Moylan · 01/27/10 09:31AM

Stars will do anything for attention. This lady will don fangs to get her popularity back, a singer flashes everyone backstage, and a celeb is giving his (or her) famous parent the Mommie Dearest treatment. Look at me!

Which Actor Gets Hard During Love Scenes?

Brian Moylan · 01/25/10 09:58AM

This A-lister's boner should be considered an occupational hazard. Also getting pokey are a famous husband exploiting his open marriage, and an actress who has taken up with the producer of her show. Someone needs to call HR.

Which Three Actors Are Living and Sleeping Together?

Brian Moylan · 01/22/10 09:39AM

It's all happy and gay in this household where everyone is trying to look "straight," but jealousy is leaving a bad taste in their mouths. Like this actress who drinks her own pee or another on a coke binge. Yummy!

Which Other Celebrity Is in Sex Rehab Too?

Brian Moylan · 01/20/10 09:56AM

Tiger is reportedly getting on the monogamy wagon, and this guy's famous wife insisted he get help too. This actress needs help getting over a past love, and a reality star needs help getting over himself. Welcome to Gossips Anonymous.

Which Actor Goes Gay When Drunk?

Brian Moylan · 01/19/10 10:02AM

It's a private party at the gay bar when this dude gets sauced. Two Golden Globe nominees snuck off for a private game of doctor, and this hard-partying lady likes to show her privates. You're on the case, private eye!

Which Comedian Got Busy in a Burger King Bathroom?

Brian Moylan · 01/15/10 08:51AM

OK, he wasn't doing the humpty hump, but he was getting oral from an MTV star in a public restroom. Then there's this actress who stripped for everyone in her manager's office. It's not safe to leave the house.

Which Celebrity Marriage Is an Actual Contract

Brian Moylan · 01/13/10 10:00AM

One partner gets a beard, the other gets money for drugs and gambling. They're still married, just like this comedian who never got his drunk Vegas marriage annulled and now can't marry his famous girlfriend. Matches made in heaven!

Which Disney Tween Is a Drugged-Out Mess?

Brian Moylan · 01/12/10 09:55AM

We blame Drew Barrymore for creating the very-young-starlet-on-drugs archetype. It's being recreated by this girl, who is also bedding two older men. She shouldn't get advice from this actor, who is a sloppy drunk. Back on the wagon, everyone.

Which Baseball Player Is Full of Spunk—Literally?

Brian Moylan · 01/11/10 09:56AM

This jock thinks it's a turn-on to tell ladies he eats his ejaculate. Classy! The porn star that this actress wants to play on screen did the same, and maybe a smarmy record exec does too. It's an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Which Actress Got Pregnant to Trap Her Man into Marriage?

Brian Moylan · 01/08/10 10:41AM

He's none too happy about it. It's the oldest trick in the book, but she won't be happy if she hangs with this band of terrorist Hollywood mommies or a tormenting actress. It really is cruel to be kind.

Which Actress Is Paying for Her Drugs with Her Body?

Brian Moylan · 01/06/10 09:56AM

Sleeping with her drug dealer was the only way to get him to forget about the money she owes him. The "next Casey Johnson" in L.A.'s socialite set hasn't sunk that low—yet. And finally, a star does something kind!

Which Actor Has a Kinky Coke Bottle Fetish?

Brian Moylan · 01/05/10 09:54AM

Even better than Gere and the gerbil, this action star will never live down what goes up his ass, and neither will a going-going-gay reality star. Speaking of bums, this famous actor is about to leave his actress wife's ass.

Which Musical Pair Like Having Extra-Curricular Sex in Public?

Brian Moylan · 01/04/10 09:51AM

These two pop stars can't be too worried about their affair getting found out if they're screwing where anyone can find them. Another couple is keeping the truth from each other and has resorted to spying. Someone call the CIA.

Which Actor Has a Thing for Young Male Escorts?

Brian Moylan · 12/31/09 09:53AM

He's cruising Rentboy.com like a pro looking for the barely legal. While he picks up boys, this actress picks at her food, and a Hollywood legend picks up a gun—for murder! Pick up the last blind items of 2009.