If she were a Sade song, she would be the "Sweetest Taboo." This actor is no "Smooth Operator," yelling at a scalper at the Olympics. There's "No Ordinary Love" for this star on set. Actually, there's no love at all.
They'll get over their recent break up but just for the PR. This actress gets good publicity for being nice on set, and this actor is looking to avoid negative notices for plastic surgery. All press is good press!
Who knew one of our favorite ladies is hiding a secret? Is it Crackerjacks? Juggs McGee? Whoever it is, they're better off than a actress who fails at flirting and an athlete's wannabe-actress wife. It's all real!
She's a drunk, depressed mess, who can't work and can't get any help. Maybe she needs some trusty aides, like this celeb couple who treats their staff well. A disgruntled staff only makes things worse. Just ask this pair!
Never get homophobic at a fashion show! He should keep his mouth shut, like this actress who never mentions her costar in interviews. Another actress doesn't need to worry about her mouth, but her nose and what goes up it.
You know the story: boy meets girl, girl loves boy, boy gets another boy, girl finds out and throws all of boy's possessions to the curb. Also introducing a boob-loving singer and a gay rapper. Time to meet cute!
We know many celebs have secrets hidden under their proper exteriors, but who knew they'd be so frilly! This New York actress is only hiding a diva's temperament. Maybe her and the actor should switch.
She used to rail against it, but now she's had a nip and tuck of her own. This singer doesn't have anything of his own, including any money, and another singer doesn't want to marry her own fiance. Scandals abound!
She's not even waiting for graduation to get busy with her intern. This actress needs a class in hiding her drug use. This actor skipped sex ed because he's totally impotent. And this naughty couple has been cheating. Schools out!
She doesn't need the money, she just likes the kinky thrill. Two stars who need the cash are battling over a part and a fourth celeb is fighting with an eating disorder. To the victors go the spoils!
She's so afraid she won't leave the house when it rains. Plus moisture ruins her hair. Another starlet ruined her body with liposuction, and lightning won't strike twice for a contract-bound actress. Your daily blind items—it's electric!
This Rapunzel lets her fake hair down, because the real stuff fell out. The actor and a musician who want to score with pretty girls seem silly compared to her real trouble. She's on the mend supposedly. Anyway, dig in!
He's probably reading this right now. Hi! A director and his star are probably too busy doing each other to click here, and a celeb couple can't be bothered to interrupt their fighting. That's fine. We'll read about them instead.
Who didn't behave badly at a Super Bowl party yesterday? At least your hogging the nachos didn't land you in the gossip sheets. Also a drug-addled actress, a crotch-baring actor, and a wife-berating comedian. It's time for the kick off.
It's one thing to be a self-centered alcoholic, but at the expense of a child? This actor has it right, he's just obsessed with shouting his own name in bed. He's hurting no one—except his poor partner.
We all need a hobby and logging a library of fetish films is just as valid as knitting. This singer lost all her money thanks to her husband's extra-curricular boyfriends. This actor's spends his off-time creating on-set drama. Relax, everyone.
We all need a little lovin' and this guy prefers his of the plastic variety. This tween singer uses her lovin' to get her gigs, and this supposedly sober actor is lovin' getting drunk. We got a whole lotta love.
We all need someone to look up to, and this kid is looking up at her famous sister copulating in public, in private, and everywhere. This different bad example lied about her illness to sick children. Such positive role models!
This actress celebrates being out of town by sharing a bed with her female assistant. A tween star has some queer naked nudie of his own, and this singer can't keep her tits in her dress. Keep it covered, people!
Somedays we're flying blind and sometimes the answers are obvious. Who is arrogant enough to throw a competing Haiti telethon? Who is jealous of her musical ex? Whose dad made her get fake boobs? Duh!
