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Amazon Announces One-Hour Alcohol Delivery May God Have Mercy on Us All
Hudson Hongo · 08/25/15 10:15PMBar Owner Charged With Manslaughter for Letting Customer Take 56 Shots
Jay Hathaway · 05/06/15 04:00PMThe owner of a French bar is facing charges of “manslaughter by willful neglect” after a patron took 56 shots of liquor in one night to break the establishment’s posted record. The 57-year-old drinking champ later died at home of a heart attack, and his daughter says the bar owner had been cheering him on.
Here's Another Puke-Soaked Episode of NYC's Bottomless Brunch Shitshow
Jay Hathaway · 05/06/15 02:45PMLast time on Manhattan’s Drunkest Brunches, daytime cocktail peddler Pranna was at risk of losing its liquor license after its Madison Avenue neighbors complained about customers’ belligerent, bottomless-mimosa-soaked antics. A notable incident involving a drunk NYU student who claimed to be the heir “half of fucking Manhattan” certainly wasn’t helping their case.
Tragically Wasted Soccer Mascot Falls, Can't Get Up
Jay Hathaway · 05/06/15 09:45AMWhat is the saddest thing? Possibly: a heroic lion mascot in a cape who has become too drunk to stand and collapses on the soccer pitch, his giant fuzzy head lolling and falling off in his hands. Underneath, he is only human, like the rest of us. He is also drunk, like the rest of us.
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Hamilton Nolan · 05/06/15 09:35AMDad's Plan to Replace Daughter's Vodka With Water Completely Backfires
Jay Hathaway · 01/29/15 10:23AMFed up with his teenage daughter repeatedly stealing his favorite cookies, no matter where in the house he tried to hide them, a British dad concocted a plan for revenge. While searching her room for signs of his missing snacks, he found she had a special stash of her own—a bottle of foul, store-brand vodka. Only one thing to do, the vengeful dad wrote on Reddit:
Mostly Middle-Aged Men Die of Alcohol Poisoning
Hamilton Nolan · 01/07/15 10:15AMHandle of Fireball Strapped to a GoPro Ruins Christmas
Jay Hathaway · 12/17/14 05:00PMWho Drives the Alcohol Industry? Alcoholics
Hamilton Nolan · 09/26/14 08:35AMBearded Welsh Hero Drinks Entire Bottle of Jack in 15 Seconds
Jay Hathaway · 09/04/14 03:40PMMeet the new King of Wales, Will Williams. He recently consumed an entire bottle of Jack Daniel's in just shy of 15 seconds, which, I'm given to understand, entitles him to some kind of sword-in-the-stone style claim on the monarchy that supersedes the current hereditary system. And makes Wales independent, for some reason. Congratulations/sorry, Wales!
Drunken Bathroom Brawl Forces Flight to Divert With Military Escort
Andy Cush · 08/29/14 10:01AMStudy Finds Heavy Drinking Definitely Does... Something to You
Hamilton Nolan · 07/30/14 08:45AMScottish Mayor Resigns After Being Banned From Each of Town's 36 Pubs
Andy Cush · 07/15/14 02:00PMPowdered Alcohol, Coming to a Liquor Store Near You
Matt Murphy · 04/19/14 03:48PMCorona Completely Gives Up on Being Cool
Hamilton Nolan · 03/10/14 08:34AMForeign Idiots Can't Get Enough of Our Wine
Hamilton Nolan · 02/26/14 10:58AMNew Beer For "Sophisticated" Millennials Will Get Millennials Drunker
Hamilton Nolan · 02/19/14 09:51AMExcept For Dinner Last Night, I Haven't Had a Drink This Year
Ken Layne · 01/02/14 06:00PMAlcohol plays a large role in everyone's life. We use it to clean our many wounds, and we add certain percentages of the stuff to our gasoline, within certain states where that's required by regulations. Some of us even drink alcohol, for pleasure or otherwise. But you can count me out of that last group. For all of this year, so far, I have been "on the wagon."