campaigns
Julia Allison's Ex-Boyfriend to Run for New York's Senate Seat!
Pareene · 01/06/10 10:47AMNaked Dude Compares Self to Kennedy, Plans Massachusetts Senate Upset
Pareene · 01/05/10 10:37AMHeroic Loser Conservative To Become Upstate New York's Norm Coleman
Pareene · 11/16/09 05:44PMDemocrat Bill Owens originally had a 5,000 vote lead over Hoffman. That vote shrank to 3,000. There are 5,800 of absentee votes left to count! And though Hoffman would need to win 75% of those votes, and though presumably many of those votes were cast before Republican Dede Scozzafava withdrew from the race (and endorsed Owens), Hoffman has decided that his concession was premature. Well, Glenn Beck decided that Hoffman's concession was premature. And Hoffman just does whatever Glenn Beck says. Because he is a true conservative.
Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
Pareene · 11/13/09 01:30PM2010 Preview: GOP to Be Teabagged
Pareene · 11/09/09 03:43PMMike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked
Pareene · 11/09/09 11:04AMDNC Failed to Tell Anyone How to Vote For Gay Marriage
Pareene · 11/06/09 03:35PMIntroducing the David Paterson 2010 Campaign
Pareene · 11/06/09 12:47PMFirst of all: two awesome TV ads. Governor Paterson looks so much more professional clean-shaven, right? We miss the mustache though. The first ad is all "I never asked to be governor and also I have too won some political victories" and the second one is mostly "look, you don't actually know anything about this man, so we will tell you that he was very smart and went to Columbia and stuff."