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Avril Lavigne, Chad Kroeger Have Super Secret Wedding For Some Reason
Caity Weaver · 07/02/13 12:40PMHamilton Nolan · 06/18/13 11:13AM
Don't Make That Rap Video: PR Dummies Edition
Hamilton Nolan · 06/22/12 01:55PMDamn Canadians Are Winning the Coffee Cup Size War
Hamilton Nolan · 01/17/12 09:40AM"Fuck you, Starbucks, you American pussies." That is what we imagine Canadian coffee and donut chain Tim Hortons to be anthropomorphically saying today, adding in an "Eh?" at the end in stereotypical sneering Canadian style. Are we going to sit around as some Canadian fucks have cups that hold a larger amount of coffee than ours do? Eh?
Clint Eastwood's Son Will Make Your Day
Richard Lawson · 07/13/11 04:50PMJim Carrey Got a Really Stupid Haircut
Brian Moylan · 04/11/11 01:32PMWhy Are Americans So Much Fatter Than Canadians?
Richard Lawson · 03/02/11 03:56PMDespite having a diet that consists solely of french fries with gravy, weird bacon-ham, and moose brains, Canadians are still significantly less obese ("less obese" is where we're at these days, "skinnier" went out the window long ago) than their neighbors to the south. Namely, us. Yes, a study released today shows that 34% of Americans are obese versus 24% of Canadians. What gives?
Couple Promises to Name Their Baby After the Person Who Locates Their Missing Dog
Brian Moylan · 01/12/11 11:51AMCruise Ship Stranded in Arctic Circle, Rescued by Canada
Max Read · 08/29/10 09:55PMA Few Famous Canadians We Wouldn't Mind Seeing Deported
Brian Moylan · 07/01/10 03:16PMAn Illustrated Guide to Every Lost Character
Brian Moylan · 05/21/10 04:24PMComment of the Day: We Found the Canadian Wingnut
Richard Lawson · 02/26/10 05:32PMThis Is What a $1.7 Million Dollar Lunch Looks Like
Pareene · 02/22/10 06:14PMThe Gay Canadian Menace?
Richard Lawson · 01/28/10 12:33PMFirst Canadian Reporter Killed in Afghanistan
Hamilton Nolan · 12/31/09 09:12AMCanadian Ice Fishermen Have a Serious Tolerance to Cold
Mike Byhoff · 12/15/09 09:40AMIf Canadians are known for one thing, it's their bacon. If they're known for two things, it's their willingness to brave unfathomable temperatures for the purposes of a viral video. This is that second thing.
The Long Island Tween Justin Bieber Riot of '09: Pandemonium, Arrests, Terror-Tweeting
Foster Kamer · 11/21/09 12:45PMSteve Nash: 163 Church St.
Valerie Flame · 06/19/09 10:12AMCanadian Media Ombudsman Defends 'Sexual Adequacy Of Republican Men'
Moe · 09/29/08 02:10PMSarah Palin is a renowned foreign policy mastermind when it comes to countries geographically proximate to her native Alaska, which is why the Canadians are so fiercely protective of her, as CBC columnist Heather Mallick found out after writing a September 5 column dissing Bristol Palin as a "pramface." Maybe Mallick thought it would not matter because no one in US America knows what that means. But more than 300 angry letters poured in to the station, forcing the ombudsman to issue a lengthy retractification of the column. Our favorite paragraph of the six-page Review of Complaints after the jump.