Why is the White House treating lesbian rumors like allegations of vampiric necrophilia? When CBS republished a column repeating the rumor that possible Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is a lesbian, the White House responded furiously. Because lesbians are terrible?

With only five teams left, things got personal on this leg of the race. One unlucky team was U-Turned in Singapore as the racers drummed, zipped, and sold ice cream (random much, Amazing Race?) to stay on top.

This compilation of David Caruso's best CSI: Miami one liners is incredibly entertaining, because we all know that the best part of the show is watching Caruso dramatically don his sunglasses and spout some wisdom. Yeeeaaaahhhhh!

OH MY GRAVY! This episode! So many twists and turns, it made my head spin. Malaysia was kind to one team while ruining another. There were lots of pretty colors, between (MORE) coconuts, flags, incense and some chill Malaysian gurus.

Tonight is the premiere of CBS' new drama Miami Medical. If you haven't figured it out already, it's about medical people in Miami. Can't we give the doctors a rest? There are unexplored jobs that are fertile ground for television.

This week on The Race, the teams flew 5000 miles to an African paradise for an island hopping adventure chock full of banana hungry tortoises, stubborn oxen, treasure maps and one really hilarious fruit vendor.

The air was moist with sexual tension (and sea salt) on tonight's Survivor. As Amanda confronted James about taking too many bananas, their discussion went in a decidedly flirty direction. Something tells us those aren't just friendly smiles.

Everyone knows that Tina Fey is a fan of her four-year-old daughter, Alice. After Fey's interview with David Letterman on tonight's Late Show, however, it makes sense: Alice seems like one funny little girl. Like mother, like daughter? Video inside.

Fed up with the constant complaints about Toyota's brakes not working, "Akio Toyoda," CEO extraordinare, stopped by the CBS studios to give David Letterman and the Late Show audience a piece of his mind. Even Jay Leno didn't escape unscathed.

Undercover Boss, CBS's cruelly ingenious propaganda-vision extravaganza, is enraging enough in its very premise—that the boss is your friend. But last night, the show stooped to its lowest level: using a dead child to help polish a corporate reputation.

Andy Rooney believes that many people who unjustifiably held good jobs would be better off picking up trash. Now complete the circle, Andy Rooney.

Due to March Madness I was forced to watch 60 Minutes almost in full. And just when I couldn't take it anymore, I heard the sweet warbling of Andy Rooney's voice. The Amazing Race was finally starting! 45 minutes late.

Jennifer Aniston stopped by the Late Show tonight for a chat with David Letterman. It was... awkward? Letterman randomly recited Aniston's filmography for her, brought up her age, obsessed over a magazine spread of her house, and more. Video inside.

Instead of the usual airport hustle and bustle, this week teams were driven to an unknown location (which ended up being France) and they went to war with each other, themselves, Morse code and some really old bicycles.

This is not about Ben! Ben Smith is the most tolerable person at The Politico. He works very hard, and he deserves to have people on TV mention his name as if it is no big thing. It is about how the internet has been around for almost 100 internet-years now, and TV is still scared of it and stupid about it.

Nothing gets nerds hotter than role playing. On tonight's The Big Bang Theory, the boys buy a mixed box of junk at a yard sale and inexplicably find the prop ring from The Lord of the Rings. Then, chaos ensues.

For this leg of the race, the teams flew halfway around the world from Argentina to Germany. They bumbled around Hamburg drinking beer, scarfing down sauerkraut and sucking at soccer, essentially perpetuating every German stereotype. Spreken zie deutsch?

CSI had a little bit o' country twang to it last night. An intertwined thriller involving Rascal Flatts' bassist being afflicted with amnesia after his guitar attacked him. Also a canoe? And German diplomats? Whatever, Rascall Flatts are terrible actors.

Tonight, Jon Stewart finally—and brilliantly—jumped on the Chatroulette bandwagon. Stewart mocked the media's obsession with the Internet's newest fad, before trying it out himself—and running into Diane Sawyer, Keith Olbermann, Katie Couric, Brian Williams and others. Video inside.

The day after Leno's Tonight Show premiers, The Early Show invites Howard Stern onto their show to discuss bash Jay Leno. Stern didn't hold back, saying the mere mention of Leno's name makes him want to vomit.