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Brawny Bieber Boorishly Bares Bulky Body

Hamilton Nolan · 01/29/13 04:28PM

This brash young zoot-suiter Justin Bieber had better learn something more than baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby—he had better learn some respect. Respect for rules. Respect for society. Respect for propriety. Here a nice young man like Justin is, parading around without a shirt on, torso unclad as you please. We fear that one more promising young man has fallen prey to the lure of orgiastic fashion malefaction.

The 42 Biggest News Events of 2012, as Experienced through Dr. Ruth's Sex-Obsessed Twitter

Rich Juzwiak · 12/26/12 12:15PM

"I'll use any excuse to teach new positions & give advice," tweeted the popular sexpert and Holocaust survivor Dr. Ruth Westheimer earlier this year. And so it was: when she wasn't tweeting about queefs, the rhythm method, the amount of sperm in precum or encouraging men to paint their pensies to coordinate with the holidays, Westheimer twisted current events into excuses to espouse her pro-sex agenda. She writes like a fortune cookie, but at 84 she's never been as wacky or unmissable. Come, let's recount some of the biggest news stories of 2012 with some punny sex advice shoehorned in.

The 13 Most Powerful Images of Naked Celebrities of 2012

Max Read · 12/05/12 03:55PM

Yesterday, all by ourselves, without no inspiration whatsoever, we brought you the 19 Most Powerful Images of 2012. But we have to ask: was 2012 about "inspiring," "powerful" images? Or was it about celebrity nude photos naked nude sex tape topless? Looking back across the year, we can say, definitely, 2012's biggest story was nude topless celebrities download here for sex tapes.

Louis Peitzman · 09/09/12 11:53AM

Here's that list of celebrity bra sizes you've been waiting for.

Louis Peitzman · 07/31/12 08:14PM

Olivia Munn suffers from trichotillomania, which causes her to rip out her eyelashes. Also she feels awkward at parties.