celebrity-science

Sean Parker Tipped a Waitress $5,000

Ryan Tate · 10/03/11 01:08PM

Sean Parker reportedly tipped a West Hollywood waitress $5,000 this weekend. It sounds like a certain tech fameball wants to become a real star.

Psycho Slasher Killer Is New York's Most Insane PR Man

Hamilton Nolan · 04/12/11 07:53AM

The tabloids of New York are currently having a tabloid party over the grisly murder of Sarah Coit, a pretty young blonde living in Manhattan who was savagely hacked to death Sunday by her boyfriend—a celebrity publicist.

The Most Desperate Fake Celebrity Quotes Ever

Hamilton Nolan · 02/03/10 04:48PM

Would two posts in one day about the comically atrocious PR work of 5WPR be too many? Yes. Too bad. We are obligated—if only as a cautionary tale—to bring you these examples of 5W's incompetent manufactured celebuquotes.

Oprah Oprah Oprah

Hamilton Nolan · 02/02/10 11:08AM

Oprah is quitting her show next year to build her cable network, but have no fear: that network will feature a reality show about the final season of Oprah's show. And a show called "Miracle Detectives." Oprah Oprah Oprah. [NYT]