"Just received my waist trainer from @NoWaistClique!! #LovingIt" tweeted celebrity female Lindsay Lohan today.

Fellow celebrity females The Kardashians are also fans of "waist trainers."

Is tying something tight around your midsection the secret to a beautiful figure?

No.

YALL MUST BE THE LAZIEST PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH.

Run some sprints, why don't you?

DO SOME PLANKS IF YOU LOVE YOUR WAIST SO MUCH.

You people have access to the most expensive personal trainers in the United States.

JUST GET LIPOSUCTION IF YOU DON'T WANNA MOVE YOUR BODY A SINGLE INCH.

Or better yet love yourself—just as you are!!

OH BROTHER.