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Michael Phelps To Teach CEOs About 'High' Performance

Ryan Tate · 02/19/09 08:21PM

Michael Phelps will be in distinguished company at the World Business Forum, joining Jack Welch, T. Boone Pickens and George Lucas at Radio City Music Hall. Phelps' lecture? How to "relax."

Nude Peaches Geldof Tats as Uninspired as You'd Expect

Ryan Tate · 02/16/09 12:17AM


Oh look, Peaches Geldof just happened to bathe topless and to hold various awkward poses while a photographer snapped very clear pictures of her tattoos. The trainwreck hipster heiress must need money.

Alec Baldwin Mocks Joaquin Phoenix

Ryan Tate · 02/13/09 08:15AM

Somehow we knew Alec Baldwin would come for you first, Joaquin Phoenix. The actor seems as hostile to strung-out hippies as his 30 Rock alter ego Jack Donaghy.

Miley Cyrus: I Made a 'Goofy,' Non-Racist Face

Ryan Tate · 02/06/09 03:36AM

Miley Cyrus and her buddies here are all squinting and pulling their eyelids, but they're not racist, she explained on her blog. Just being goofy and Oriental, LOL.

Michael Phelps Sponsors Are Chill About the Weed

Ryan Tate · 02/02/09 10:58PM

So far, so good: Speedo and watchmaker Omega said they're keeping endorsement deals with Michael Phelps, despite pictures of the champion swimmer smoking pot. But he must pretend to quit weed forever.

Sarah Palin Gearing Up For Presidential Run

Ryan Tate · 01/27/09 06:39AM

Even as she was helping ruin John McCain's presidential hopes forever, Sarah Palin was learning an important lesson from Barack Obama: Strike while your fame is still hot.

Justine Bateman Spends All Day Tumblring, Basically

Ryan Tate · 01/22/09 09:22PM

Mallory from Family Ties just liked to go to the mall and stuff, but that was the 1980s; today's Mallory would hang out on Twitter and Tumblr, reblogging cute boys. So it is with Justine Bateman.