celebrity-science

OK! Magazine Murders Jade Goody

Hamilton Nolan · 03/17/09 11:03AM

British former reality TV star and current terminal cancer patient Jade Goody is a national obsession. She will die soon. But not soon enough for OK! magazine.

OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate

Hamilton Nolan · 03/12/09 11:18AM

OK!'s cover this week shows Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt on an adorable playdate! Now, let's look at the two separate photos they stitched together to create this Frankenstein-like Photoshop:

Victory For Octo-Mom

Ryan Tate · 03/09/09 10:32PM

Well, things sure came together for Nadya Suleman today: Octo-Mom suddenly has a big house for her 14 kids, around-the-clock child care valued at $135,000-per-month and she gets to keep her reality show.

Celebrity Theft: A Recession Tragedy

Ryan Tate · 03/06/09 02:26AM

Sure the economic collapse is hurting jobless poors or whatever but you know what's really tragic? That celebrities no longer get offered quality swag, so they have to steal it. Take Kristian Laliberte.

Shady Obama Barber Pushes Gray-Hair Story

Ryan Tate · 03/04/09 11:36PM

Barack Obama's barber "Zariff" has no last name and is suddenly in all the papers explaining that the president has GENUINE gray hair after just 44 days in office. Why?

Jimmy Fallon's Nerd Side Might Save Him

Ryan Tate · 03/01/09 09:56PM

Jimmy Fallon's critics hate him for being so awkward and manic. But all indications are the Saturday Night Live veteran will embrace those qualities, crafting the geekiest Late Night yet.