Catholic Church Blames Hippies, Not Celibacy, for All That Kid-Molesting
Hamilton Nolan · 05/18/11 09:45AMA lengthy, in-depth report on the child sexual abuse scandals of the Catholic Church—a report paid for primarily by the Catholic Church—has found that it wasn't the whole "celibate, sexually frustrated men in close proximity to vulnerable children" thing that caused all the molestation. It was hippies.