A 7.1 magnitude earthquake hit central Chile today, 60 miles northwest of Temuco.

Most people train for the New York City Marathon above ground, in sneakers, after years of working up to marathon distance. Edison Peña trained thousands of feet underground, in boots he sawed the ankles off of. And he still finished.

Chilean miner Edison Pena—here to run the NYC Marathon—has been sightseeing, mugging for cameras, and enjoying himself in New York. But the Post says "Miner Is Whiner In Apple" after Pena said a street hot dog was "so-so."

The 33 Chilean miners who were trapped underground for 69 days have finally been freed, and Mario Sepulveda, the rescue's "undisputed star," has given his first interview. Obviously, the burning question is: Did the miners have sex with each other?

According to the AP, Chile's rescued miners are "hoping the media will give them some space." Well, if you didn't want to be media stars, why'd you get trapped in a mine and survive 69 days underground? [pic AP]

In a hilariously predictable Wall Street Journal column today, Daniel Henninger writes, for real: "It needs to be said. The rescue of the Chilean miners is a smashing victory for free-market capitalism." How can these miners ever adequately thank capitalism?

A few hours ago, the last of 33 miners was rescued from Chile's San Jose mine. On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart said what we all were thinking regarding much of the media's hyperbolic coverage of the saga. Watch inside.

At around 9:55pm Chile time, Luis Urzua became the last miner to be rescued from the San Jose Mine. Here's video of Urzua emerging from the "Phoenix" rescue vehicle and hugging Chilean president Sebastián Piñera.

Chile's miners have been called heroes. But with designer sunglasses, sexy love triangles, and vows to booze it up as soon as they go free, they may be the world's biggest badasses. Six badass moments from the rescue so far.

Yonni Barrios just became the 21st rescued Chilean miner. There's been lots of talk about Barrios, because he has a wife and a mistress. Inside, video of Barrios greeting the latter. Update: Was it his wife?! Nope. Definitely the mistress.

The rescue of 33 trapped Chilean miners is under way, and there's lots of cheering, crying and celebrating going on at the site. The second miner to be rescued, Mario Sepulveda emerged and gave Chile's president a handful of rocks.

Bells are ringing in Chile: Florencio Avalos (pictured), one of 33 Chilean miners trapped underground for months, just became the first to be successfully rescued. He looks pretty good, for a guy who was trapped in cave!

The 33 trapped Chilean miners are arguing over who will be rescued last.

A drill has reached the 33 trapped Chilean miners—stuck underground since the August 5 collapse—and they could be rescued within this weekend. A NASA advisor said, "The Chileans are really writing the book on this kind of rescue."

The 33 trapped Chilean miners may be catching a break, after rescuers said they have only 524 feet left to drill before reaching the men. Original estimates had the miners being rescued around Christmas. Just in time, too. [BBC; AP]

The 33 Chilean miners trapped seven weeks ago have had a pretty tough existence, but a relief hole was drilled, allowing food and electricity to get to them. Still, they're not allowed to have booze, headphones, or even video games.

A 17-year-old animal rights activist was lassoed and dragged by rodeo riders in Chile last weekend after she and another protester entered the corral and disrupted the Patriotic Celebration Festival. Chilean cowboys take their rodeo riding seriously.

Rescuers in Chile have reached the 33 trapped miners with a new foot-wide hole that will eventually be used to rescue them. The miners got a special meal for Chile's bicentenary, but were denied their request for red wine. Lame.

The wife of one of the 33 trapped Chilean miners gave birth to a baby girl, named Esperanza, or "Hope." Ariel Ticona, the miner, had promised to be in the delivery room. His wife, Elizabeth Segovia, will probably forgive him.

The 33 trapped Chilean miners have finally caught a break. The Health Ministry has decided it will send two packs of cigarettes a day down to them after realizing that nicotine patches and gum are no substitute for a smoke.