Chloe Sevigny, who is still here, has a new interview in the Daily Beast. What's up with Chloe, besides basically nothing? She kind of hates New York now. Not much is very autentico anymore. Even the thrift shops suck! Blah blah blah Harmony Korine blah blah blah Vincent Gallo blow job blah blah. Remember the '90s? Kim's Video. Club kids. Max Fish. What is iPhone?
The Chloe YouTube series (performed by Drew Droege and directed by Jim Hansen) is as much a commentary on Chloë Sevigny's ridiculous persona as it is the ridiculousness of celebrity impersonation, having spiraled so far from resembling the actual actress...probably. Who knows? Anyway, this reimagining of "The 12 Days of Christmas" is a total masterpiece (full disclosure: it's also barely a song).
In Shameless creator Paul Abbott's new TV series Hit & Miss, Chloë Sevigny plays a pre-op transsexual contract assassin with a love child. Asked what about becoming her character she found most challenging, Sevigny replied: Putting on her prosthetic genitalia.
Of all the awful things you can say about sleezy fashion photographer Terry Richardson, this has to be one of the worst. Here he is fulfilling his ultimate fantasy: making out with a woman who is dressed as Terry Richardson. This is like the narcissistic snake tossing his salad before eating his own tail.
Last night was the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards, which is like the Oscars of the fashion industry, except it wasn't televised, we didn't speculate about the winners for months on end, and there were even more gay men in attendance. Naturally, with anything fashion-related, there were a ton of wacky outfits. Let's look!
Last night, Anna Wintour's charity boondoggle, the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, brought out the brightest in the fashion world and tons of celebrities wearing their couture finest. But it wasn't easy walking that red carpet.
The art house's favorite princess is establishing herself on premium cable, just like a regular actress. Also today: some women you may like have landed pilot roles, Mark Wahlberg might take a second round in the boxing ring, and an American Idol theory.
Basketball games are among the best places for spotting celebrities in the wild. Since the famous folk frequent court side seats, the view is often unobstructed; the lighting is good; cameras are welcome; and, due to the magic of assigned seating, they often end up interacting with unexpected members of their flock. Case in point: At last night's NBA All-Stars game, Justin Bieber sat next to Rihanna.
Pauly D and Chloe Sevigny star in the craziest dating rumor we've heard, probably ever? Orland Bloom and Miranda Kerr have a kid. Lindsay Lohan makes peace with her new neighbor, Samantha Ronson. Saturday Gossip Roundup is taking it slow.
Your feelings about Natalie Portman's Uterus Theme Week are a window to your soul. Taylor Swift and Gwyneth Paltrow are besties. Miley's salvia bong for sale. Lily Allen and LeAnn Rimes are engaged. (Separately.) Tuesday gossip is aglow.
