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Max Rivlin-Nadler · 08/10/13 08:55AM
Chris Brown Reportedly Suffers Seizure
Cord Jefferson · 08/09/13 06:50PMRich Juzwiak · 08/06/13 04:19PM
Chris Brown Charged with Hit-and-Run; Mocks 'Dirty Car' in Tweet
Caity Weaver · 06/25/13 03:26PMIn a shocking twist where rules apply, the Los Angeles Times reports that charismatic hero Chris Brown has been charged with a hit-and-run and driving without a license following an investigation of a fender-bender last month. Both crimes are misdemeanors punishable by a maximum six-month jail sentence.
Rich Juzwiak · 05/15/13 10:54AM
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/12/13 12:00PM
Check Out the Ridiculous Shirt 'Changed Man' Chris Brown Wore on the Today Show
Rich Juzwiak · 04/01/13 01:40PMChris Brown's contrived redemption tour continues — in an interview with Matt Lauer that aired earlier this morning on Today to promote his underwhelming new single "Fine China," the singer repeatedly emphasized how good and positive his current state of mind is. He did this with words. ("For my album and what I'm promoting as far as the single or whatever it is, it's just about me being positive..." "Everything's good. We're fine." "I'm not really focused on the negative. Everything is positive for me." "Movin' forward. Positive.") He also did this with his shirt, which sported a print of interlocking hearts, peace signs and laurel wreaths. Behold, love's champion.
'I'm Not Dangerous': Chris Brown Attempts Damage Control, Lies About Leaving Twitter
Rich Juzwiak · 03/27/13 03:05PMThe Rihanna/Chris Brown Episode of Law & Order: SVU Was Despicable
Rich Juzwiak · 02/28/13 02:15PMThe ripped-from-the-headlines plot of last night's Law & Order: Special Victims Unit was inspired by Chris Brown's 2009 assault of his on-again-off-again girlfriend Rihanna. Disingenuously, the episode opened with a disclaimer: "The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event." Perhaps this is the disclaimer for every episode of this godawful show, but it was particularly untrue last night as the show went on to reference Chris Brown's apology video, Chris Brown's bowtie, Chris Brown's dick pic, Chris Brown's duet(s) with Rihanna, Rihanna's request to relax the restraining order she was granted, the leaked picture of Rihanna's battered face, Chris Brown's tattoo that kind of resembles Rihanna's battered face and Chris Brown and Rihanna's voluminous social-media interactions. Look at all of those coincidences and marvel at their hilariously incompetent executions.
Using Logic, Man Attacks Rihanna Out of Hatred for Chris Brown
Molly Fitzpatrick · 02/17/13 05:49PMChris Brown Obviously Faked His 180 Days of Community Service; Will Probably Be Ordered to Start All Over
Caity Weaver · 02/05/13 06:10PM'Artist and Modern Person' Frank Ocean Won't Press Charges Against Chris Brown
Rich Juzwiak · 02/05/13 10:20AMRihanna Confirms That She and Chris Brown Are Back Together, But Swears 'It's Different Now'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/30/13 06:13PMChris Brown 'Jumped' Frank Ocean Over a Parking Space, Cementing His Status as World-Class Asshole
Max Read · 01/28/13 08:54AMChris Brown Is the Latest Victim of 'Swatting'
Taylor Berman · 01/21/13 10:31PMIn case you're not up to date on the newish lingo for stupid pranks, "Swatting" is the act of reporting a fake crime or emergency at someone's home, which usually results in a SWAT team showing up and scaring the hell out of everyone at the nonexistent crime's location. Last week, Tom Cruise was swatted, perhaps resulting in an advertisement in The Atlantic; this week, it was gentleman R&B star Chris Brown's turn. According to TMZ:
Who Taught You to Love Yourself: Learning From the Ghosts of Gun Violence
Mychal Denzel Smith · 01/19/13 11:30AMAs a general rule, I hate movie scenes that take place in the rain. Not necessarily because of the rain itself, but because whenever you see rain you know someone is sad, or in love, or sadly in love, or dying. I believe in the human capacity for imagination, and that we haven't come up with a better device to show melancholy or romance than some storm clouds and a light drizzle, kinda pisses me off.
Pope Joins Twitter Just As Chris Brown Reactivates His Account
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/03/12 10:26AMRihanna and Chris Brown Share Intimate Moment in 'Official' Instagram Photo
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/30/12 09:05AMThis Chris Brown Interview Where He Says That He Tries to Promote 'Positivity and Love' is Now Really Hilarious
Jordan Sargent · 11/29/12 07:15PMSinger-not-rapper Chris Brown is on the cover of XXL's December/January issue, because everyone in the hip-hop industry is obligated to embrace Brown with open arms because he will make them a bunch of money. Last weekend, Brown managed to out-awful awful Twitter comedian Jenny Johnson by saying, amongst other things, that he was going to shit on her retina per his mom's orders. This latest outburst of violent threats from Brown once again turned the spotlight on his rage issues, unrepentance for having viciously beat Rihanna and general horribleness.