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Here Are All the Savage Burns From Donald Trump and Chris Christie's Roast of Marco Rubio
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/26/16 02:50PMLoud Man Endorses Loud Man for President
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/26/16 12:53PMReport: Chris Christie to Abandon Dream of Escaping New Jersey
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/10/16 11:03AMAshley Feinberg · 02/09/16 10:35PM
Chris Christie Just Ripped Into Marco Rubio and the Crowd Loved It
Ashley Feinberg · 02/06/16 09:08PMHillary Clinton's Opponents Should Probably Stop Fantasizing About Spanking Her
Jordan Sargent · 02/03/16 12:40PMChris Christie: "I'm Gonna Start Pounding the Meat, Joe"
Jordan Sargent · 01/29/16 10:30AMToday, Chris Christie got on television at 6:45 a.m. local time in Iowa to do an interview with Morning Joe, in which he talked about “pounding the meat.”
Oregon Militia Idiots Promise to Leave if Chris Christie Can Beat Them in a Sumo Match
Ashley Feinberg · 01/26/16 09:45AMThe nature trail warrior cosplayers are hitting day 25 of their exercise in extended squatting, and it looks like cabin fever has finally taken its toll. Because now, they’ve promised to leave if Chris Christie can beat the man you see above in a sumo match. In other words, Chris Christie is finally good for something.
Chris Christie Was So Busy Losing the Primary He Forgot to Govern New Jersey
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/22/16 11:30AMMaybe Chris Christie Really Is From New Jersey After All
Brendan O'Connor · 01/14/16 11:07PMChris Christie Finally Remembers Completely Changing His Position on Assault Weapons
Andy Cush · 01/07/16 01:18PMAmerica Was Already Prepared for an ISIS Attack
Tom Scocca · 12/04/15 06:08PMKey New Hampshire Newspaper Brutally Jinxes Chris Christie's Presidential Ambitions
Chris Thompson · 11/29/15 09:08PMChris Christie Throws New Jersey Under the Bus Just in Case Voters Like That
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/23/15 11:08AMThis weekend Donald Trump described personally witnessing “thousands and thousands” of people in New Jersey cheering as the towers came down on 9/11. Cue New Jersey governor Chris Christie, who is not going to stand for that, unless it helps him with voters—does anyone know if it will help him with voters?
Chris Christie Gets Tough on Syrian Refugee Orphans Under the Age of Five
Jay Hathaway · 11/17/15 11:25AMAs the GOP presidential hopefuls compete to see who can strike the toughest, most macho-looking anti-immigrant pose, we’ve witnessed Donald Trump’s “Operation Wetback,” thrilled to Ben Carson’s plan to Make Mexico Great Again, and heard Marco Rubio say “We can’t. We just can’t.” But here comes swaggering dicknose Chris Christie to deliver the hard truths those other pussies won’t: Not even an orphaned Syrian four-year-old would be allowed into the U.S. on his watch.