clarifications
Why the Internet Thinks I Faked Having Cancer on a Message Board
Adrian Chen · 03/10/11 03:48PMHaley Barbour Does Not Love Civil Rights-Era Racists, He Says
Jim Newell · 12/21/10 03:23PMVatican Says Pope's Condom Remarks Not 'Revolutionary'
Jeff Neumann · 11/21/10 09:17AMThis Year's Best New York Times Correction (So Far)
Max Read · 08/15/10 07:52PMRobert Gibbs Walks Back From Attack on 'Professional Left'
Jim Newell · 08/10/10 01:20PMMort Zuckerman 'Clarifies' Claim About Helping Write Obama Speech
Jim Newell · 07/13/10 02:23PMTony Hayward: Still in Charge of Oil Spill
Jeff Neumann · 06/19/10 03:27PMMichael Yon Walks Back His Accusation That David Rohde Was Ransomed
John Cook · 11/16/09 12:49PMBloodcopy Is Not Written by Gawker
Gabriel Snyder · 05/27/09 10:41AMUpdate: That advertorial Bloodcopy post below is now clearly and accurately labeled as sponsored. Phew.
Failed Political Flacks Jockey For Crown of Evil
Hamilton Nolan · 04/14/09 09:26AMWhat just happened at Valleywag? The FAQ
Paul Boutin · 11/13/08 10:14AMDavid Duchovny's Tennis Coach Denies Affair, Confirms Insatiable Need for Press
Kyle Buchanan · 10/20/08 06:00PMEarlier today, America was introduced to Edit Pakay, the tennis coach who allegedly taught beleaguered sex addict David Duchovny more than just a one-handed backhand. "I am not going to deny it," she helpfully told The Mail. "If you want to write that we have an affair then fine. I will not argue against it." Now, though, after an abduction/probe by Duchovny's lawyers, Pakay is doing just that. Go figure! The chatty-yet-confused tennis instructor took the new version of her story to E!:
"not banksy! it's kuszyk"
Hamilton Nolan · 10/09/08 03:55PMWell then: the mysterious hooded and bearded man photographed supervising the painting of a new Banksy mural yesterday is not Banksy; it's Williamsburg artist R. Nicholas Kuszyk! As he informed us just now in an email with the intriguing subject line: "not banksy! it's kuszyk." Who is this be-aviator shaded man of mystery? A Banksy collaborator who also paints some nice robots himself! See here:
What Does Jesse Jackson Want to do With Barack Obama's Nuts?
Pareene · 07/11/08 04:30PMControversy! Did Jesse Jackson want to rip Barack Obama's nuts "off" or "out"? No big deal, you say? Tell it to the Post! "Veterinarians and doctors talk about cutting nuts 'off.' Only a thug or a gangster cuts a man's nuts 'out.'" Jeff Johnson makes the importance of the distinction a little clearer: "Maybe Jackson simply does not understand human anatomy. Perhaps he tells women, in the throes of passion, that he'd like to chew on their breasts, rather than suckle them. Maybe he puts his shoes on, then his socks. Maybe he thinks that hearts don't beat, that they 'squeeze.'" [Fitted Sweats]
Lydia Hearst and Her Money Are Just Fine, Thanks
ian spiegelman · 04/26/08 11:04AMNewspaper heiress/Page 6 Magazine contributor Lydia Hearst doesn't have a website that she's not paying the bills for. She writes us, "I wish I did not have to contact you, as I'm sure you will most-likely print this (but if you do, please respect me enough to keep my E-mail address private), but I'd like to clear something up. I do not own the site to which you are referring. I have never had an official web page, nor am I aware of who owns the site claiming to be my 'official' page. I do however have an official fan-page on Facebook. Say what you will, but please check your facts. Also, if you actually look at the page it is obvious that whoever owns it just typed those words across the screen. Have a lovely weekend. All the Best, Lydia"
For the Record
Pareene · 02/25/08 02:57PMClarifying The Confusion
Maggie · 01/23/08 07:02PMConfused? What The Media Does And Doesn't Know About Ledger's Death
Maggie · 01/23/08 10:43AMLodwick: Not My Norbum
Pareene · 01/03/08 01:00PMA clarification: while new media entrepreneur Jakob Lodwick did indeed invent the term "norbum," a portmanteau of "Nordstrom" and, well, "bum," then "register a few domains," he was not, specifically, one of the people involved in the homeless people-mocking site that then went up at norbum.org. Lodwick helpfully adds that he still reserves the right to make fun of homeless people in the future. [JakobLodwick.com, Valleywag]