Preppy clothing enthusiasts recoiled today when J. Crew put a model with hippie-hairy legs on its website. Has J. Crew found its "inner feminist"? Is a disgruntled web designer playing pranks? We reveal the startling truth, after the jump.

Leave it to a fashion designer to come up with a way to store clothes in spray-cans. We probably won't be getting dressed like this anytime soon! The video of the designer spraying on a model's shirt, inside.

Meet Tommy. Tommy knows how to pack a bag! And in case you didn't believe me (or him), watch this video of him packing a crapload of clothes into a 22" REI Stratocruiser carry-on backpack/suitcase, using his mom's foolproof method.

Last week, we asked you to send us your photos from your Mad Men-themed parties. Here are our favorites, as well as others we found on the web!

Starting next month, Wal-Mart will put radio-frequency ID tags on all its garments. By waving a wand, they can identify the location of every product, down to size and color. When you bring it home, the tag goes with you.

Did you feel sorry for Rod Blagojevich, who just wanted to sell one measly U.S. Senate seat to pay his kids' college tuition and meet mortgage payments? Don't. He also blew $400,000 on clothes as Illinois governor.

In an earlier post on American Apparel's beauty-focused hiring policies, an internal document referred to the "New Look" at AA, dubbed "The New Standards." What does that mean, exactly? See for yourself—we've obtained the entire 19-page "Dress Code Manual."

On today's show, The Doctors took time aside to discuss one of the most dangerous phenomenons facing the medical industry, skinny jeans. Ladies, they might make you look good, but at what cost?

Yesterday, we told you about American Apparel's practice of making hires and promotions based largely on "full body" employee photos. We now have internal documents and photos detailing the policy—plus, former employees vent on life in AA's fashion dungeon.

[Via Metafilter, here's the infamous poster of a made-over Führer from a Sicilian clothing company's ad campaign. Pink is just not really his color, is it?]

New jeans cleverly accentuate chubby derrieres with come-hither eyeballs, chomping goose heads, and what appears to be a full-on monkey ass-mural.

Today Rachael Ray gave a lower-income woman a dress to wear for job interviews. However, it seems this woman's more excited at the fact that she's wearing Rachael's old clothes than the prospect of a job.

This bit of ninja retail magic has become internet legend. It's a great tip for travelling, moving, or trying to impress that special someone (who suffers from crippling OCD).

A Vice photographer and Britain's Most Deadpan Teen show us how to rummage through high-fashion rubbish to create the ultimate DIY ensemble.

Roger Stone—yes, that Roger Stone—has published his apparently annual best- and worst-dressed lists!

Robe scientists have discovered the earliest known Snuggie/ Slanket ancestor: "The Bundler." Which is apparently just footie pajamas held on with rubber bands? "Deliciously sexy on her, smoothly good-looking on him." No it's not. [Flickr via Copyranter. Click to enlarge.]

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The funemployed should dress for the job they want, not the job they don't have. But with whose money? So keep wearing your ragged clothes. Which will prevent you from ever getting another job. Argh!

The Way We Live Now: Naked. Because stores are no longer selling "Plus Sized" clothes. All that fabric is expensive! So nude Americans sit at home, causing all the baguette stores to go broke, forcing small business owners to sell their dinosaur skeletons just to stay afloat.

You know what's really important to up-and-coming young entrepreneurs these days? What you wear! More important than, for example, economics. This is why older people run all the real businesses, while younger people spend their time talking to WSJ columnists for unintentionally hilarious and depressing features on how kids avoid going "corporate" by buying the correct name brands. Is your CEO "urban" or a "surfer?"