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Taylor Berman · 11/13/15 11:40AM
CNN's G-Rated "Fuck, Marry, Kill" With Lindsey Graham Was No Fun For Anyone
Jordan Sargent · 10/28/15 02:00PMIn act of mutual desperation, CNN and Lindsey Graham conducted an interview over beers at a bar in Boulder last night in advance of tonight’s GOP debate. All parties were there to show the world they know how to have a little fun, which apparently meant a G-rated version of “fuck, marry, kill” called—this hurts to type—“date, marry, or disappear forever.”
Every Single GOP Candidate's Proposed Secret Service Code Name Is Unimaginably Hilarious
Jordan Sargent · 09/16/15 11:11PMAfter nearly three hours of monotone droning by a bunch of sweaty old people who will almost certainly never be president, tonight’s Republican debate finally delivered with a bizarre question about potential Secret Service names that produced incredibly absurd answers from every single candidate.
Former CNN Anchor Caught in the Middle of Motel Room Shoot Out
Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/02/15 02:09PMDonald Trump to Don Lemon: "Somebody's Doing the Raping"
Hudson Hongo · 07/01/15 06:05PMHas Don Lemon Lost His Goddamn Mind?
Hudson Hongo · 06/22/15 11:20PMAuthor of That Horrible Snowden Article Has Even Worse CNN Interview
Adam Weinstein · 06/15/15 12:23PMOver the weekend, the Sunday Times published an article quoting British government sources claiming that China and Russia had hacked Edward Snowden’s NSA files, putting agents in danger. Where was the proof? Reporter Tom Harper appeared on CNN last night to explain: “Well, uh, I don’t know, to be honest with you.”
Maryland Governor, Baltimore Mayor Walk Off Interview With Don Lemon
Taylor Berman · 04/28/15 11:04AMEveryone’s favorite CNN anchor interviewed Maryland governor Larry Hogan and Baltimore mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake late last night. The contentious 11-minute interview, during which Lemon repeatedly asked the two about their responses to yesterday’s protests and riots, did not end well.
Dancing Protestor Moons Baltimore Riot Cops Live on CNN
Taylor Berman · 04/27/15 02:51PMAs riot police lined up in Baltimore this afternoon in anticipation of an eighth straight day of demonstrations over the death of Freddie Gray, a dancing protestor—or perhaps just a random passer-by—decided to pull down his pants and show them his ass. The perfect moment was captured live on CNN, much to host Brooke Baldwin’s chagrin.
CNN Releases "Too Many Cooks" Spoof With 100% Fewer Jokes Than Original
Jay Hathaway · 03/20/15 04:10PM"Too Many Cooks," the sitcom-intro spoof that destroyed America's brains back in November, worked so well because of its spot-on parody of several TV genres, which went uncomfortably long and then glitched out into brilliant, unexpected madness. CNN just tried to do their own version, mocking(?) the 2016 election. Why?
Ben Carson: Prison Proves Being Gay Is "Absolutely" A Choice
Aleksander Chan · 03/04/15 11:20AMBen Carson, a conservative politician known for speaking candidly but not at all delicately or even coherently, has a new bon mot for you: Prison makes people gay.
CNN: What Is a Blizzard
Sam Biddle · 01/26/15 02:50PMDon Lemon to Muslim Human Rights Lawyer: "Do You Support ISIS?"
Taylor Berman · 01/08/15 12:29PMBill Cosby's Lawyer Accuses CNN of "One-Sided Reporting"
Allie Jones · 12/22/14 08:48AMHamilton Nolan · 12/05/14 09:12AM
CNN Can't Stop Broadcasting People Yelling "Fuck CNN"
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/25/14 10:26PMCNN Was the Human Centipede of Journalism Last Night
J.K. Trotter · 11/25/14 02:30PMLast night, CNN attempted to cover the contentious events in Ferguson, Mo., including the announcement that police officer Darren Wilson would not be indicted for killing a black teenager named Michael Brown and the heated protests which followed. What the most trusted brand in American journalism ended up covering, however, was itself.
Ferguson Protestor Says What We're All Thinking: "Fuck CNN"
Taylor Berman · 11/25/14 01:13AMFerguson Protestor Pleads, "United States, Stand Up With Us"
Rich Juzwiak · 11/24/14 10:50PMA succinct moment of fury in Ferguson from a young woman named Angel, who reports that she watched a woman have a heart attack and then get teargassed: "We tired of this. And y'all shoulda seen this coming. Y'all shoulda seen it coming. Now it's here. United States, stand up with us."