But can you watch it free? Otherwise we're sticking with CNN for all our weird, misogynistic, fetish porn.

Four Americans were killed in Iraq last night, and another six were wounded. Iran is removing U.N. seals on its reactor and restarting a nuclear program. And the most recent round of talks on North Korea's nukes ended without any progress made.

First thought: Who are those 27,000 people?

We didn't actually watch the clip, but we're fascinated to see that the military role's in homeland defense will apparently be largely fulfilled by Wallace Shawn.

Really? No way. Next they're going to tell us that sitting on the couch, watching TV, and eating Doritos, may encourage weight gain.

That's the most interesting thing about all those poor, black children starving to death: They actually don't have human faces.

When they told us Robert Novak had screamed "bullshit!" and stormed off a CNN set, we weren't particularly surprised.

It's like reliving those horrible days when you had to choose between Friends and Survivor.

We've always heard that the Space Shuttle operates on '70s technology, which makes sense when you consider the first launch happened when we were in elementary school. But what we didn't know until today — when we saw this picture and noted those terrible, gray-striped shirts, the even worse blue pants, and the hair on those two chicks — is that apparently NASA dresses its passengers like people in their 70s. In Florida.

Just wanted to let you know that, no, we haven't forgotten about Aaron Brown's iPod and its secret John Denver song. Thing is, we're actually trying to find out the answer. We've emailed Brown himself a few times, we've spoken with CNN's top New York publicist, who promised she'd look into it, and we're waiting to hear back.

In fairness, we've kinda been missing those Sally Struthers commercials lately.

We count at least six reasons this would never work in Manhattan. (Beer cozies is just one of them.) But, still: Man, that looks nice.

Surely a moment for the CNN scrapbook.

We know CNN's in a tough ratings war with Fox News, but they can't think the FCC smiles on televised electrocutions, can they?

While we were busy watching Al Roker interview some genius about real estate being pricey, there was some climactic shuttle coverage on CNN:

We'll save you the effort: If you have to take an online quiz to find out, you are.

CNN anchor Aaron Brown submits to a Q&A in the current issue of Golf Connoisseur, a quarterly lifestyle mag for the country-club set. He talks about what's in his hair, his bookcase, his basement, his nightmares, and, most interestingly, his iPod.

That's legal to show on TV?

We're imagining the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan, except the Nazis are defending an air-conditioned shopping mall.

Yahoo! provides a certain screen-grabbing reader's homepage with thumbnails of the site's most-emailed photos. Her observation on visiting the site this morning?