cocaine
Dealer Hopes Cops Won't Notice 89 Bags of Dope and Coke Tied to His Penis, Pees on Their Hands When They Do
Caity Weaver · 04/11/12 07:46PMWhitney Houston’s Death Caused by Accidental Drowning
Caity Weaver · 03/22/12 09:17PMMan Dies After Eating Cocaine Hidden in His Brother's Butt
Brian Moylan · 12/20/11 03:48PMSean Parker Doesn't Deny He's Into Cocaine
Ryan Tate · 12/19/11 05:10PMKate Moss Totally Peed in This White Suit, Didn't She?
Maureen O'Connor · 12/13/11 01:21PMDrug Laws Are Slightly Less Insane Today
Hamilton Nolan · 11/02/11 08:20AMJustice gets at least one positive bit of justice news this week: the Fair Sentencing Act of 2010 went into effect yesterday, bringing the huge disparities in sentencing for powder cocaine vs. crack cocaine somewhat closer to sane levels. According to the NYT, there was previously a 100 to one disparity between the amounts of powder and the amount of crack that would draw equal sentences; now, it's 18 to one. Yeah, that's... somewhat less terrible. U.S. lawmakers truly are beacons of fairness.
New Yorkers Can't Afford Cocaine Anymore
Brian Moylan · 09/26/11 11:42AMMom Arrested for Using Cocaine 'At Same Time' As Breast-Feeding
Maureen O'Connor · 09/22/11 12:04PMCongratulations to Hong Kong Police on Their World-Record Cocaine Bust
Max Read · 09/18/11 09:25AMThis Guy Stuffed Almost a Kilo of Cocaine Down His Throat
Jeff Neumann · 09/16/11 05:00AMJust imagine you're a 20-year-old guy wrapping up a Brazilian vacation, and you've got managed to fit close to a kilo of cocaine down your throat before heading to the airport. Oh, the raging parties you'll throw! And the money! And the ladies. But then you're kindly asked at the airport to submit to a medical scan. Via MSNBC's Photoblog, we learn that these images are of a 20-year-old Irish man who was arrested on September 12 at Congonhas airport in Sao Paulo, Brazil.
All the Dirty Rumors About Sarah Palin's Sexual 'Fetish' and Cocaine Use
Maureen O'Connor · 09/14/11 12:50PMThe National Enquirer published details from Joe McGinniss' hotly anticipated Sarah Palin biography today, including an NBA player's claim that he slept with Palin shortly before her marriage. McGinniss is the "peeping tom" reporter who moved in next door to the Palins' Wasilla home. Based on the Enquirer's read, a guide to the relative veracity of his juiciest claims.
Cross-Dressing Drug Lord Dashes Hopes for Juicy Trial Details
Jeff Neumann · 09/01/11 04:34AMLegendary cross-dressing Jamaican drug lord Christopher "Dudus" Coke, who was extradited to New York after setting off a bloody neighborhood drug war in Jamaica, yesterday pleaded guilty to racketeering charges and now faces just 23 years in jail instead of a possible life sentence for a lifetime's worth of scumbaggery. We'll probably never know more about the pink wig.
German Arrested in Vegas Airport Had 1.2 Kilos of Cocaine in His Stomach
Seth Abramovitch · 09/01/11 12:15AMFlesh-Melting Cocaine Also Destroys Your Immune System
Seth Abramovitch · 08/24/11 03:02AMHey, remember that report from earlier in the summer about a veterinary de-worming agent called levamisole that South American drug traffickers were using to cut their cocaine with, that had an unfortunate side-effect in humans which caused them to develop "patches of blackened, dying skin on the ears, face, trunk or extremities?" Well, turns out that's a real thing! And not, like, some elaborate government propaganda campaign dreamed up by Nancy Reagan on a set visit to Diff'rent Strokes back in 1983.