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Britain Is Europe's Cocaine 'League' Leader
Jeff Neumann · 11/10/10 06:52AMMeet the Federal Judge Who (Allegedly) Bought Coke from a Stripper
Max Read · 10/04/10 10:36PMJoe Francis Tell-All Excerpt: In Which Paris Hilton Smuggles Coke in Her Vagina
Hamilton Nolan · 09/08/10 11:06AMThe Cola Peace Is Over
Hamilton Nolan · 08/23/10 09:33AM'Pablo Escobar of the Caribbean' Arrested In Puerto Rico
Jeff Neumann · 07/18/10 09:49AMAmerica Hits the Wall on Fast Food
Hamilton Nolan · 02/01/10 12:36PMNewest Coca-Cola Endorser Pulled From Rubble
Hamilton Nolan · 01/28/10 09:04AMMagic Coke Vending Machine Gives College Kids Epic Lunch Break
Elaine Moran · 01/13/10 04:17PMCoca-Cola planted an ordinary-looking vending machine in a college cafeteria and gave the student body an awesome surprise. Coke, please install many, many more of these!
Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
Hamilton Nolan · 10/23/09 10:12AMEating & Drinking: Monday Edition
cityfile · 07/27/09 02:47PM• David Burke's chauffeur is accusing the chef of "punching him in the face and slamming a car-trunk hood on his head" after he asked to take time off for his wife's birthday. Burke faces six months in prison if convicted. [NYP]
• Beatrice Inn's chances of reopening? Slim to none, it seems. [P6]
• It looks like it's the end of the line for Jeffrey Chodorow's Ono. [GS]
• A roundup of places that just opened, or will be open later this week. [Eater]
• A roundup of what will be new in the meatpacking district this fall. [GS]
• The Hamptons scene is a little less decadent this year. Surprise! [NYP]
• The ice cream of the future isn't cold and doesn't melt, apparently. [NYM]
• Coke is testing out a new carbonated milk drink called "Vio." [Fox News]
• Try to block this out when you go out to eat later, but an audit of restaurant inspections finds that 22% of city eateries weren't inspected last year. [NYDN]
Coca-Cola: Superior to Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Heroin Syrup
Hamilton Nolan · 07/20/09 03:39PMThings to Do in Buenos Aires Without Your Wife
Hamilton Nolan · 06/24/09 10:29AMThe Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
Richard Lawson · 05/27/09 05:41PMEating & Drinking: Tuesday Edition
cityfile · 04/14/09 03:40PM• The Beatrice Inn will need to install fire sprinklers, add an additional exit, and create a wider entrance to the haunt if it wants to reopen its doors. [P6]
• Frederick Lesort's Frederick's Madison filed for bankruptcy today. [Crain's]
• Masa charges a 20% service charge to diners' tabs, although they prefer to call it an "administrative fee." Of course if you can still afford to spend $400 per person on sushi, you can probably afford to additional fee, too. [Eater]
• Speaking of overpriced spots, Daniel is now offering an early-bird special: The three-course prix-fixe menu with wine is (only) $98 per person, but you'll have to consume it between 5:30 to 6pm and on weeknights only. [TONY]
• Tavern on the Green bidders took a final tour of the place today. [NYT]
• Silvano Marchetto's Scuderia gets a blah review in the News today. [NYDN]
• Beverage conglomerate smackdown: Pepsi is now suing Coke for suggesting Powerade is better than Gatorade when, in fact, they're both lousy. [AP]
Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
Richard Lawson · 01/06/09 03:19PMChinese Parents Not Qualified To Play Themselves In Ads
Hamilton Nolan · 07/29/08 08:49AMYou can't trust the Red Chinese for a single second. (Kidding! Trust them all you want). Nor can you trust multinational corporations! When they combine, they tend to be exceptionally devious. For example: Major companies are running ads featuring Chinese athletes having tender moments with their own parents, in preparation for the Olympics. But while the athletes are real, their parents-the catalysts for the ad's emotional strength-are played by actors. You have to see it to believe it! In one ad, a Chinese hurdler poses on a billboard (pictured) with two actors who are kind of like his parents, but probably more attractive. A Coke ad shows athletes and their parents bonding by doing sports together, something that their real parents would never do, I guess. "From an acting standpoint, we prefer to use trained actors who can match our creative requirements for the TV commercial," says a Coke spokesman, while urinating on the concepts of truth and familial honor. Watch the Coke ad below, and trust no one: Click to view [via WSJ]
The Top Five Celebrity Cocaine Mistakes
Hamilton Nolan · 06/02/08 11:27AMIf you're famous, and you want to do cocaine (or smoke crack), our best advice is: don't do it, because you're a role model. Ha ha. But seriously, hopeless crackhead celebrities; if you're going to do it at least don't be an idiot. Coke is hardly even frowned upon in Hollywood, but getting busted while acting like a maniac can seriously impair your image and earning ability in middle America. So learn from your more unfortunate peers' mistakes; after the jump, five cases of cocaine-fuelled idiocy, and how not to reproduce them.
Wired Drug Writer Has His Own Drug Expertise
Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/08 11:38AMRemember that Wired article about the various pluses and minuses of drug use that got the Times' panties all in a bunch about whether it would actually "promote drugs?" It was a stupid controversy over a relatively innocuous drug story. The Wired piece didn't deserve criticism for its content, but it might have been served by some disclosure; the author of it, Mathew Honan, is a reformed cokehead. That fact didn't appear in Wired, but on Honan's own blog:
Brazilians Put Coke On Their Tongues
Hamilton Nolan · 02/28/08 04:40PMIn Brazil, they do things a little differently. There, it makes perfect sense that Coke Zero is promoting itself by paying for free tongue piercings for anyone willing to be photographed with a Coke Zero-branded tongue stud [Adrants]. It's strategic, you see—Brazilian strategic. Any presumption on your part that this is not the work of a sly marketing genius would be xenophobic. Below, some pictures of Brazilian Coke fans who chose to partake of the free piercings, and a bonus Portuguese Coke Zero ad featuring talking, walking tongues. Do not view while on acid.