On December 7, 1941 the Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor. The U.S. responds by going to war.

James Perry is a former Eagle Scout and nonprofit executive who is running for mayor of New Orleans. In a new campaign ad, Perry enlists some angry friends to comment on the "insidery" nature of the race. Bleeps galore, ahead!

So, tonight's SNL—with Blake Lively as host as Rihanna as musical guest—is actually kind of funny! Who knew they still had it in them?

Here is a clip from Mr. Show alumnus and comedian extraordinaire, Paul F Tompkin's Comedy Central Presents Special. In it he discusses the the tired, cliched statements that are consistently spewed by new fathers.

This Human Giant sketch is probably one of the best parodies of the ever popular "To Catch A Predator" series. Does anyone else miss watching Chris Hansen surprising sad sack pedophiles?

What's better than mocking Tiger Woods? Watching The Soup mock the reporters obsessed with the random, salacious details of the story! After the jump, watch what we think was the funniest part of tonight's episode. Also, a bonus: WENDY. WILLIAMS.

Bill Dance has a TV show about fishing. Bill also messes up in more ways than you can imagine. But Bill's failures aren't going to waste, because they are THOROUGHLY entertaining.

Today in brilliant ideas—a guy gets drunk and tries to tightrope across a swingset. He falls off, that's a given. What happens after he eats it may surprise you.

We are by no means experts, but in this battle it seems like this real-life fella who beat boxes while playing the flute definitely beats Anchorman's "yazz flute" performance by a longshot.

This movie is an insult to the mouth-breathers who enjoyed "Epic Movie." The trailer for "The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It," is worse than you can possibly imagine. (NSFW)

Following the same guideline as the G.I. Joe cartoon dubs, here is one featuring the cast of Star Trek: TNG, discussing—among other things—apple juice. And styrofoam nuns. And Data is gay!

Jersey doesn't have self-service gas stations. So people from New Jersey don't pump their gas, they pump their fists. This video makes that fact abundantly clear.

The carwash hose—underappreciated, taken for granted. Well not anymore. Today is the day the hose stands up and fights for respect, equal rights—freedom. And hilariously drenches two guys in the process.

Missed any of NBC's Thursday night lineup? We've got you covered! After the jump, watch the best moments from tonight's episodes of Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office and 30 Rock.

A celebration in honor of a culture as vibrant as self-tanner for tonight's premiere of MTV's Jersey Shore. To herald this momentous occasion, a visual offering of bro commentary on Snorlax, their proclaimed patron Pokémon. Happy Frickin' Jersey Thursday!

Sure you could give someone a doll that sounds like it might be swearing, or you can give someone you don't like a bear that actually hurls insults at them.

Here's the physical comeuppance for years of Americans obnoxiously saying "Throw another shrimp on the bahhhbie!" We had it coming. We're sorry, Australia. Now you can get back to riding your kangaroos in peace.

A grandmother confronts her grandson after reading an article in the newspaper about sex offenders and Facebook. He secretly records it while desperately screaming, "I'm not a sex offender grandma!"

Frosty the Snowman was at one point just a snowman. An object, doomed to melt from inevitable warmth. When a magical hat is placed atop Frosty's head, he not only becomes animated, but he must warm his chilled loins.

I, for one, welcome our new equine overlords with welcoming arms. And maybe a sign. "Welcome Horse Overlords," it will say. And maybe they will spare me from a life of painful and neverending hard labor.