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Charles Koch: It's 'Possible' Hillary Clinton Would Make a Better President Than Republican Candidates
Melissa Cronin · 04/24/16 10:05AMThese Are Some People You Could Meet at CPAC
Simon Zachary Chetrit · 03/05/16 06:52PMAt CPAC, shirts are red, people are very predominantly white and “blue lives” matter. From a record attendance of well over 10,000, here are a few portraits of people who paid between $70 and $5,000 to cheer wildly for Dinesh D’Souzas’ new movie trailer and boo about “the Donald Trumps of the left,” whoever they might be.
Republicans Will Fall in Line
Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/16 02:10PMBirther Congressman: Canadian-Born Ted Cruz Will Restore America's Soul
Jay Hathaway · 11/16/15 01:08PMIowa Congressman Steve King continued to raise doubts about Barack Obama’s place of birth long after the president released his longform birth certificate. As late as last year, he was still asserting that wherever Obama may have been born, he was “not raised with an American experience.” Which is presumably why King just endorsed a real American—Canadian-born Ted Cruz—for president.
Video: Canadian Political Candidate Caught Pissing Into Homeowner's Coffee Mug
Hudson Hongo · 09/07/15 03:30PMDonald Trump Gay Marries Jesus: At the Family Leadership Summit
Hamilton Nolan · 07/19/15 04:28PMMeet the Adorable Gay Bear Couple That Owns JebBushForPresident.com
Adam Weinstein · 06/16/15 12:10PMIn 1996, C.J. Phillips met Charlie Rainwater and fell in love, as young self-identified “doggy dudes” do. Now, they’d like to have a polite, civil conversation—about their right to love each other, and anything else that’s vexing you. Which is why they parked a lovely website on the domain jebbushforpresident.com.
Accused Child Molesters Heart Huckabee
Adam Weinstein · 06/11/15 01:24PMDuggars be damned: It turns out presidential Easter ham Mike Huckabee has another alleged child molester in his coterie. A prolific co-author of Huck’s and other Christian moralists’ books left his church and escaped prosecution when the statute of limitations ran out on his alleged sexual assaults of a young girl.
Rick Santorum Had a Campaign Rally in Iowa and Only One Person Showed Up
Adam Weinstein · 06/10/15 10:51AMSome competitors thrive on being the underdog. Some find humor and vigor in humiliating setbacks. And some are just glass-jawed failure artists, their piled losses more befitting than any theoretical small victory. Rick Santorum is the latter, having reached mediocrity’s apogee while eating lunch alone on Monday.
Here Is Marco Rubio Pretending to Know About Wu-Tang and Rap in General
Adam Weinstein · 06/05/15 02:20PMRick Santorum Is This Close to Beating the Pope's Ass
Adam Weinstein · 06/03/15 02:35PMKansas Launches Bold Plan to Give Poor People's Money to Rich People
Adam Weinstein · 05/21/15 02:25PMHere's Tucker Carlson Whining to Alex Jones That Obama Does "Nazi Stuff"
Adam Weinstein · 05/20/15 03:00PMPlaid-condom monogram Tucker Carlson is apparently a semi-regular on Alex Jones’s crazy-talk show, because even if jet fuel can’t melt steel, it can give eight pounds of frat-boy hair a lovely volumizing body. Here’s the duo riffing jazzlike on Obama’s very clearly Nazi-like tendency to embrace racial diversity.
Lawmakers in Nebraska — Nebraska! — Vote to End the Death Penalty
Adam Weinstein · 05/20/15 12:30PMBobby Jindal Is Less Popular Than Even Barack Obama in Louisiana
Adam Weinstein · 05/18/15 12:50PMThe Three Ways Marco Rubio Proved He's a Corrupt Loser Idiot This Week
Adam Weinstein · 05/18/15 11:45AMConservatives and Wanker Leader Enjoy Surprise Victory in UK Election
Aleksander Chan · 05/08/15 07:28AMDoes Anybody Know How to Fix This Busted Protocol Droid?
Adam Weinstein · 05/01/15 11:12AMTed Cruz Was the College Debate Prick's College Debate Prick
Adam Weinstein · 04/22/15 11:18AMImagine a drama kid—without good looks, singing or dancing ability, who wants to be president, is pretty sure your opinions suck, and thinks you’re an idiot. You just imagined a college parliamentary debater. And who do college parliamentary debaters think are irritating, pitiful jagoffs? In the 1990s, it was Ted Cruz.