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This Valentine's Day, Show Your Love By Ignoring Valentine's Day
Ken Layne · 02/14/14 12:05PMWith dull eyes and open mouths, they crowd the streets and fill the restaurants. Some are teenagers, some are straight, some are gay, and far too many are married adults who would usually be found at home watching the television at night. They are the zombies of St. Valentine's Day, and they're just as miserable as they look.
Sex Survey Shocker: White Couples Don't Sleep Naked
Hamilton Nolan · 01/22/13 11:18AMColorado Governor Issues Cheerful, Odd Press Release About His Collapsing Marriage
Caity Weaver · 07/31/12 03:05PMPsychologists Say to Avoid Make-Up Sex But, Guess What, They Don’t Know Your Life
Caity Weaver · 05/06/12 06:45PMThe Spy Who Divorced Me
Caity Weaver · 03/14/12 10:19PMYes, Jennifer Aniston is Aware That Her Boyfriend Looks 'Like a Serial Killer'
Emma Carmichael · 02/23/12 01:25PMRate of Mixed-Race Marriage Has Doubled in the Past 30 Years
Caity Weaver · 02/16/12 11:10PMThe Pew Research Center released the results of a study today that found the number of mixed race marriages has doubled in the United States in the past 30 years. The Pew website features a great summary of the report if you don't want to slog through all eight pages of data. Here are some of the most interesting findings, if you don't even want to slog through the summary.
World's Most Evil Marriage To Join Cannibal, Vampire
Ryan Tate · 02/02/12 12:21PMYou Will Absolutely Fall in Love with This Adorable Couple's Wonderful Year
Brian Moylan · 12/19/11 02:00PMDavid Cross and Amber Tamblyn Are Engaged
Maureen O'Connor · 08/17/11 02:55PMApparently David Cross and Amber Tamblyn are together? And have been, since 2009? And plan to stay that way, for the rest of their lives? Life & Style reports that the 47-year-old Arrested Development actor and 28-year-old Traveling Pants enthusiast have been engaged "for weeks." Congratulations to happy stealth couple! [L&S, images via Getty]
Nixon Scion Woos Teenage Supermarket Princess in Worst 'Vows' Column Ever
Richard Lawson · 06/17/11 01:42PMDominatrix, Slave Have Romantic Outing in Brooklyn Park
Max Read · 06/08/11 11:07PMAh, spring! When a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of licking his dominatrix's boots in McCarren Park. A videographer at Brooklyn's hippest park caught the lovebirds—and the nonreaction of their neighbors—and uploaded it to (what else?) the "Animals & Pets" section of YouTube. Obviously, we've got copious video evidence that the New York City subway system is the most fun in the entire country. But did you know that city parks are similarly, uh, stimulating? [via Runnin' Scared/Village Voice]
Will Haley Barbour's Wife Let Him Run for President?
Jim Newell · 04/01/11 04:41PMRunning for president is perhaps the most surefire way to destroy your family life and depress your close relatives forever. Just imagine if your spouse came in and said, "I've decided I want to run for president." Does anyone ever react positively to this announcement? "Oh great THANKS A LOT, FUCKO," seems like the appropriate response. Because within 24 hours, the national news will find and play that S&M porno you shot in college, on repeat. "Does America want a president," the news anchor will say, "whose spouse is a whore?"