One of two students who drank punch at a Brown University frat house in mid-October has tested positive for date-rape drug GHB, the Providence Journal reports. Brown representatives sent out a campus-wide email announcing the test results on late Saturday, in compliance with the Clery Act.

Three female students and one male student went to the hospital this weekend after a party at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Tau Kappa Epsilon house. According to the police report, TKE brothers were using a color-coded system to "welcome" their female guests. Those guests were likely roofied.

"Nail Polish May Prevent Date Rape." It's more inspiring if you don't read the explanation.

Fans were reportedly "shocked" that singer Miley Cyrus, who spent Friday night at a London gay club riding an inflatable penis and telling her ex-boyfriend to "suck my fat cock," also managed to work a joke about date rape into her busy schedule.

It would scarcely be an exaggeration to say that nothing is more pleasing to us than a clumsily-handled college newspaper date rape column controversy. It has everything: Idiot college misogyny! Strident college anti-misogyny! Overly-serious college journalists! And (theoretical) sexxx!