Who knew! We're certainly shocked. But not more shocked than when we heard that Tangled managed to beat Harry Potter in the slow-ish post-Thanksgiving weekend. That's a big deal! As big a deal as Burlesque? Uh, no. Definitely bigger.

At a cast party he spiked the punch—with roofies. This actress had an assistant fired for an idiotic reason and another actress got knocked up by accident. Maybe she should blame it on the roofies.

Police thought they had a break last week in the mysterious murder of Hollywood publicist Ronni Chasen, when a suspect in the case shot and killed himself. Actually, no. That would be too easy.

This is the first Friday of the last month for 2010 movie releases! With that meaningless distinction in mind, we turn today to look at ballet nightmares, gay fantasias, and very bad Christmases.

We were excited to find out what the buzz about Black Swan, the ballet centric psychological thriller directed by Darren Aronofsky, was all about. It's a thing of terrifying beauty, and better than you'd probably expect it to be.

Last night was the big night of Kim's date! Weren't you so excited? Did you do your hair and pick out a nice outfit for the special occasion? Was it leopard print? It had to be leopard print.

He dabbled with man-on-man back in the day. This reality star tries to trade in her man for a richer model, and this actor tried to get a masseuse to get him off. In Hollywood there are no happy endings.

According to this new promo, the Oprah Winfrey Network's coming along just as expected. [NYT]

Pretty soon we'll all be living under her cruel, pop-Western rule. Also today: Steve Carell lines up another TV series, Noam Baumbach and Paul Thomas Anderson plan for the future, and some important young man news.

Last night, A&E debuted Storage Wars, a new series about professional garbage pickers who forage through abandoned storage units hoping to find treasure. Only in America do we have so much crap that sifting through it deserves a TV show.

When Bravo got 18 former contestants together for Top Chef: All Stars we thought it would be a fun lark with some good cooking and jocular competition. That's before the show went psycho on everyone—on the first day!

Embattled CBS News anchor Katie Couric will switch networks and film a cameo on Glee, possibly for the show's post-Super Bowl episode. Please give her a song and some choreography. We know she has some serious dancing skills.

Now that she's away from him, her career is better than ever. This child actress was abandoned by her parents as punishment, and this director has a foot fetish. A foot fetish? That's practically pedestrian.

As police went to serve a warrant on a man described as a suspect in the case of murdered Hollywood publicist Ronni Chasen, he shot himself dead. Meanwhile, a retired investigator says she was killed by an "expert marksman."

Quirky guy Michael Cera will be touring as the bassist for an indie rock supergroup

You can thank Glee for that. Also today: a new time travel movie is confusing, we need a farm boy to go kill a giant, a TV adaptation gets its leads, and an Ugly Betty favorite makes good.

Finally, our musical merry misfits got back to what they do best last night: singing, dancing, competing, and having a whole lot of drama. Has the second season of Glee finally found its arc? Damn, I hope so.

Her parents are warring over who gets control of the show. This actress gave out meals on Thanksgiving and this actor doesn't keep using the bathroom because of a coke problem, just a faulty bladder. Sometimes the truth is worse!

As a reward for their success, The Walking Dead's show-runner Frank Darabont has fired his writing staff. Because their ratings were too good? Always weird when that happens! Darabont might not hire a new staff for next season.

Yup, it's true. The Independent Spirit Awards have announced their list of nominees for this year, meaning we are off to the races. Isn't it exciting? Also today: every TV show ever is about cops, plus a sexy Twilight update.