Her star is fading so she's making ends meet by charging $20,000 for her "time" with wealthy gentlemen. This Real Housewife is trying to steal Kim Zolciak's girlfriend. Girlfriend thief is the world's second oldest profession.
It's a very exciting adventure for her! Also today: a sad story about Mike Myers, a sad story about Jimmy Smits, a somewhat happy story about Maura Tierney, and a sad story about a beloved Brooklyn neighborhood.
She's gradually pumping them up so no one notices she has implants. This star's personal and professional lives are a shambles, and this couple conceived at a drug-fueled Halloween party. Were they dressed up as breast implants?
The new movie has a director, a good director, so maybe Downey'll finally sign on. Also today: Some TV casting both interesting and depressing, another internet thing gets made into a TV show, and the return of an old crush.
We all prayed to our respective gods that after two lackluster episodes Glee would get good again. Our entreaties were answered with not only a great episode, but a surprisingly nuanced discussion about faith. Praise Grilled Cheesus, Glee is back.
She's had some trouble lately, but thinks hitting the boards in a musical will revamp her image. This actor is cheating with his down-and-out costar. Maybe they should turn their relationship into a play?
Diane Keaton, Laura Linney, Dustin Hoffman, and now another one. Also today: Superman finds a new director, some actors were cast in some movies, and Fox keeps making quality television with great titles.
She's pretending to be this star's mate so that he can mate with her brother. This actress is a fake coke head, and this druggie might have a baby for PR purposes. Let's hope her brother can raise it.
That seems to be the case, anyway, according to a new television show cancellation. Also today: The fourth Bourne movie finds a director, so too does The Hobbit (maybe), and lots and lots of Entourage jokes.
"Every time something good happens, something bad happens," could sum up the action of every Mad Men episode, but what happens when you can't tell the good from the bad or the personal from the professional? Total chaos ensues.
Here's a trailer for Joel and Ethan Coen's upcoming adaptation of the famed Western revenge novel (which was turned into a famous John Wayne Oscar-winner), starring Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, and some new girl who talks funny.
This weekend was the most internetty weekend at the movies ever! Everyone got out from behind the glowing friend-box and headed into the scary, cold real world to watch a movie about, well, the glowing friend-box.
She just strapped on the largest foam belly for her last trimester. This show's cast blew off a special appearance and this famous actor blew off a fan's request for a picture. Saying, "No," is better than faking it, no?
