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Which TV Show Cast Has a Bad Case of Crabs?

Brian Moylan · 10/14/10 09:55AM

Not only do the teens on screen have them, so do the adults behind the scenes. These two actresses shared something else—a bunch of blow in a plane bathroom. That sure makes the skies friendlier.

America, Meet Your Sexy New Batman Star

Richard Lawson · 10/13/10 02:40PM

You probably already met him this summer in Inception, but meet him again! And again! Also today: Fox is really happy about a new Alien script and hopes Natalie Portman will be too, and Real Housewives of Rock 'n' Roll?

Glee: Don't Go Breaking My Heart

Brian Moylan · 10/13/10 12:29PM

Finally someone had the brilliant idea to pair all of the characters on Glee for an evening of duets. It also helped to establish some couples among our band of misfits. The episode was mediocre, but the idea was divine.

Which Talk Show Host Uses a Dating Site to Arrange Affairs?

Brian Moylan · 10/13/10 09:49AM

He finds groupies on Match.com. This TV show is writing stories to create some drama on set. And this actress held a charity fundraiser but didn't know anything about her cause. Look it up! The internet isn't just for "dating."

Somehow, Bravo Finds Ways of Getting Even Gayer

Richard Lawson · 10/12/10 01:04PM

Bravo announced a new slate of reality shows today, and they all sound... Just like everything else on the network. Which isn't a bad thing! Not necessarily. For example, Project Runway's Chris March is getting his own show!

Which TV Show Is Engulfed by Gay Drama?

Brian Moylan · 10/12/10 09:29AM

This series regular might not sign on for another season because he and his male co-star just broke up. This actress isn't down for a threeway and this singer is planning a sexy photo shoot. Everybody say cheese!

Jimmy Smits Is 'Outlaw'ed from TV

Richard Lawson · 10/12/10 09:29AM

Yet again! His Outlaw show was canceled last night, making it the third failure of this most lackluster TV season. Seriously, are there any good new shows this year? No! And poor Jimmy Smits. Can't catch a break, that one.

Matt Damon Is Disappeared from Fourth Bourne Movie

Richard Lawson · 10/11/10 02:54PM

Where did he go? Nobody knows. Also today: a fitting role for Al Pacino, a new enemy for Spider-Man, some bad Fran Drescher news, and an update about everyone's favorite two-namer, Kris Kristofferson.

Mad Men: The Least Important Most Important Thing

Brian Moylan · 10/11/10 01:31PM

Mad Men often forsakes the world of advertising to take on the personal lives of those involved in the industry, but it's at its most powerful when the business and the personal collide—and everything hangs in the balance.

Which Actress Is Cheating with Her Television Costar?

Brian Moylan · 10/11/10 09:39AM

She's aping her TV character's love triangle. This actor is cheating with the actress who plays his TV daughter. This actor caught crabs and told his wife they were bedbugs. At least he didn't get them at work.

Project Runway: Cheaters Never Win

Brian Moylan · 10/08/10 02:37PM

There was once a cheating scandal on Project Runway that was very dramatic. There was also once a bitch on Project Runway who made up a cheating scandal because she was very dramatic. God, do we hate her.

The Real Housewives of D.C. Finale: White Squall

Richard Lawson · 10/08/10 01:11PM

Well, it's finally come to an end. After several terrible months, Bravo's great, great shame has lurched across the finish line and, predictably, nothing was resolved, explained, answered, etc. Everyone just keeps being awful and there is no justice.

Jersey Shore: Reevaluating The Situation

Brian Moylan · 10/08/10 12:33PM

Now that the creature known as Trash Bags has left Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, our tribe needs a new person to vilify. They choose The Situation, whose behavior reached an all-time low.