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Which Tween Star Ended Her Pregnancy?

Brian Moylan · 09/03/10 09:30AM

Her married lover convinced her she was too young to be a mother. This aging rocker hits on his granddaughter's friends and a fantastic item about cast members of 90210 and Saved by the Bell. Everyone's living in the past!

Shocking Revelation: There Is Another Olsen Sister

Richard Lawson · 09/02/10 01:03PM

It's true. Yoda has looked up to the heavens and declared this true. Also today: up-and-comer Anthony Mackie lands another role, a promising movie stalls out, Tom Cruise gets a sexy sidekick for his next Mission, and Twilight news.

Top Chef: In a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Joshua David Stein · 09/02/10 10:39AM

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save the faltering and the kind.

Which Couple Broke up Because of Milkshakes?

Brian Moylan · 09/02/10 09:32AM

Her milkshake didn't bring the boy to the yard, because he dumped her. This tennis star is bedding a real princess, this singer does interviews wasted, and a TV star lies about her diet. Maybe she should try milkshakes?

Jamie Foxx To Exact Sketch Comedy Revenge On Us All

Richard Lawson · 09/01/10 03:35PM

We really should have gone to see Law Abiding Citizen! We really should have. Also today: Somehow a young filmmaker gets his shot, casting news for two Showtime shows, and renewal news for two TNT series.

Black Swan Sounds Crazy, Amazing

Richard Lawson · 09/01/10 12:08PM

Darren Aronofsky's new ballet thriller (yes!) Black Swan premiered at the Venice Film Festival last night and reviews are in. Most people? Most people really liked the film, which sounds weird, dark, and insanely intriguing.

The Name of Conan O'Brien's New Show Is...

Richard Lawson · 09/01/10 10:15AM

...Conan. Yup. No "show" or "night" variation. Not even a "barbarian" mention. Just plain old Conan. This is what he tells us in a new video, complete with scraggly beard and jokes. Exciting! Let's hope that's not the set, though.

Which Actress Is in a Relationship with Both a Man and a Woman?

Brian Moylan · 09/01/10 09:45AM

Looks like she's doubling her chances of a date on Saturday night. These costars scored with a set of twins, this actor is doing too much coke, and there's something going on with gorillas. We wonder if Snooki's involved?

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion, Pt. 1: Release the Giudice!

Richard Lawson · 08/31/10 12:14PM

So last night began our two-part journey into Andy Cohen's underworld, a place of shadows and screams, of strange rhombus coffee tables and tearing, thrashing ghouls. Andy Cohen's underworld is located at the Borgata in Atlantic City, naturally.

Which Tween Singer Was Doing Coke in a Nightclub?

Brian Moylan · 08/31/10 09:38AM

But if she's not 21, how did she even get in the club in the first place? The Emmys brought awkward moments for a bunch of love-lorn actors and this star was banned from a hotel for bad behavior.

Mad Men: Naked Ambition

Brian Moylan · 08/30/10 01:06PM

The sweet smell of success hung in the air when Don Draper won a Clio award on Mad Men. However the stink of ambition was also ubiquitous and the things people will do to get ahead were frightening.

Machete Gets All Political and Stuff

Richard Lawson · 08/30/10 12:05PM

An early review of Robert Rodriguez's Mexploitation flick Machete indicates that the movie is both silly and heavy-handed: "it feigns outrageousness while too often opting to earnestly indulge in ... sincere political sermonizing." But, yeah, Lohan's naked, so. [Slant, via]

The Shocking Last Exorcism Twist Revealed

Richard Lawson · 08/30/10 10:37AM

It's true. There's a surprise ending. Did people like it? Find out for yourself. People did definitely like a film about people taking things called Takers, and people still feel pretty good about Julia Roberts too.