Last night our squad of wannabe designers was cloven down the middle to form two teams: "The Golden Children" and the "Bad News Bears." It was a battle for the ages, and General Tim Gunn was not pleased.

We have learned many words while watching Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, but we still have yet to decipher the meaning of "done." After two relationships exploded, we think we finally understand it.

Luckily one of her assistants came to pick the tykes up at school. This celeb lies to the media about not owning a TV and this former tweener is now a used-up, drugged-out mess. At least she doesn't have kids.

He needs someone with experience to give him what he needs. Also today: it looks like we're really going to see Jim Carrey go gay, a new reunion movie is in the works, and an SNL departure.

Today celebrities are awful because of awards gifting suites. You know, where millionaires are given extravagant amounts of fancy free shit because they're famous. Well the Emmys are on Sunday and this year the suites are all about charity.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save baseball and mail order brides.

Behind the scenes, he's completely different from his squeaky-clean persona. This actress enlisted the help of a comedian to roast her husband at an awards show and this reality star is irresponsible, ungrateful, and crass. Sometimes that's the most fun!

Twenty television bigwigs have come together to start up a brand new awards show as a rival to the annual Emmy Awards. But do we really need to replace TV's biggest night?

Yep. He has one right now. Also today: Cruise's wife gets in bed with two people, but only one man, Scream 4 adds some more victims, a Glee rumor appears true, and some sexy nerd ladies arrive at SyFy's doorstep.

Now that she's rich, she pimps her rocker husband out for fun. This actress' assistant is sleeping with her father and this star is selling his kid's toys to buy drugs. He should do the honorable thing and sell himself.

Steve Jobs has created another monster. After taking in more than $4 million in Jobs' iPhone App Store, the independently developed game Angry Birds is in talks for a movie or TV show and just inked a toy deal.

Yep... Ew. Also today: Steven Spielberg is doing Stephen King's son a favor, several bits of casting news that are either good (John Hawkes!) or bad (Jamie Kennedy...), and the return of Dustin Hoffman.

Well, that's it! No more. No more Housewives for the rest of our lives. Well, until Thursday, when the D.C. Devils once again crawl out of that fissure to Hell. And, also, until next week when the two-part reunion begins.

Here's a trailer for AMC's upcoming drama? horror? drorror? series The Walking Dead, a zombie apocalypse story based on the popular graphic novel series. This trailer premiered at Comic Con a while back, but this is the official public release.

Woody Allen is griping that New York is too expensive to film in and that he prefers working in Europe anyway. Maybe that's because the only way he can get a movie made is by using European funding?

It's supposed to stop his cheating, but he found a way around it. This singer will never be as famous as her sister, and there's something about a lesbian facialist. Yes, there really is a blind item about a beautician.

Despite all the paparazzi-hounding and privacy loss, one-third of surveyed Americans think that being an actor is the ultimate dream job, says a Marist poll. Presumably they mean Movie Star, not struggling regional theater actor. Second dreamiest job? Athlete, naturally.

So soon! They get greedy so easily, don't they. Also today: Conan's TBS move isn't exactly paradise for his writers, friction on the set of the Nikki Finke show sounds about right, and lots of casting news.

Adolescence is never easy and when you have a shitty mother like Betty Draper, it's even worse. Don is also trying to bring his new firm into adulthood, but not without growing pains. It's tough for those Mad Men kids.

Poor, family-hating Jennifer Aniston stunk up the box office this weekend, while a bunch of grumpy old MEN once again grabbed the top spot. Vampires took a stake in the heart, hilariously, and piranhas raged.