Here's a trailer for Hereafter, Clint Eastwood's supernatural sadness movie about Matt Damon the grieving, reluctant psychic and the various emotionally damaged characters he refuses to help (but, yeah, decides to help eventually). It looks... oddly compelling?

Luckily we have a plan. And it's a good one. Also today: Tim Allen would like a job please, a Marilyn Monroe movie finds a male star, and the bizarre Spanish-language Will Ferrell movie finds some sexy native speakers.

Project Runway knows that real designers don't sew clothes. That's what underage foreign children are for! Last night, they turned the real designers into underage foreign children of their very own, and they hated it.

Sometimes the events on Jersey Shore, the greatest sociological experiment of our time, get extraordinarily trashy. That doesn't mean they aren't revelatory. What, exactly, can we learn about living in the modern age from our eight favorite guidos?

This woman is both Momma Rose and Gypsy Rose Lee! An actress loves to laugh at her famously short husband, and this actress has some incredible demands in her rider. She wants everything to come up roses.

Well, sorta gritty. Feel good movie costarring Tim McGraw gritty, at least. Here's the trailer for Paltrow's sappy-lookin' country drama about a washed-up, rehab-sprung country singer (Jo Dee Messina?) trying to pick herself up and be rich and famous again.

After he does this one movie, that's it. It can never get better. Also today: Natalie Portman might be shot into space and left there, TV actresses get TV deals, Joan Holloway gets a new assignment, and nerd news.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save the faltering and the kind.

MTV has ordered two additional installments of their guttural, sweat-stinked reality success. No, not seasons. Not yet. They're doing a post-season-two reunion, then a behind-the-scenes special. Then there's season three next year. Then more until they all die. (Season five?)

The very-allergic actor was rushed to the hospital after his co-star slipped him some peanuts as a prank. This actor is in the closet and this star got grabby with a flight attendant. Maybe he just wanted more peanuts?

They don't work for the show in question, they work in the world's oldest profession. This fitness guru is a coke head, and this star lost his virginity on a roller coaster. Do you think pros charge extra for that?

Two interesting Saturday Night Live news bits came over the wires today. Well, one of them is a rumor. What's fact is that Amy Poehler will be hosting the season premiere on the 25th. The rumor? No more Jenny Slate.

TLC, which used to be about learning and is now a gentle freakshow, has released a preview reel for their upcoming real-life Big Love series, Sister Wives, about a Utah family with one husband and three wives. Yay weirdos!

Well, that was that. We are done now. All have spoken their piece, all have hugged and wept and screamed, and now we are done. Let's peer at the rubble and see what we can make of it all.

Of all the relationships on Mad Men, Don and Peggy's has always been one of the most complex and compelling. On Sunday night, it got even deeper and served as a catalyst for their own personal development.

Yup, it's been decided. You're next, Europe. Elsewhere this weekend, some old has-beens fared pretty well, people just kept on taking stuff, and a romantic comedy turned out to be something else altogether.

She's raising her mentally-ill sister's child on the DL. This actor is so horny he's bi, this rock star made a sex tape with a band mate, and this star wants to get paid for charity appearances. What a baby!

There is something inherently awful about all bridesmaid dresses, but they make for amazingly good TV. And with all the contestants hating one "bride" in particular, it made for an exceptionally fraught reception.

For the guidos of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, the women stick with the women and the men stick with the men. That has changed as the ladies fight and claw with unrestrained viciousness.

Though he's gained on him overall, Leno's lost 23% of Conan O'Brien's share of the coveted 18-49 y.o. demographic. All told, these are the worst ratings Tonight has had since it premiered, in the late 1850s. Still beating Letterman, though.