Ughh. Here comes another teaser for The Social Network, Aaron Sorkin's too-timely movie about the creation of the most important invention of all time, the Facebook. This one is just as serious as the first one, only now there's typing!

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save deeply flawed competitions and gayface.

He was so high that he took a tinkle in public. This actress is so stressed her man is pressuring her to get stoned. This married actress is still diddling her famous ex. Finally, someone not on drugs!

The 2010 Emmy nominees were announced this morning and they were full of old standards (Mariska Hargitay... again) and surprises (a show on USA that isn't Monk got a nomination!). Let's take a look at the list, shall we?

They now have their lead actor! So it's really going to air. Also today: a new role for the rarely seen Richard Dreyfuss, a new internet documentary sounds weird, and Whoopi Goldberg does something miraculous.

Emmy Award nominations will be announced tomorrow morning. They do a really crappy job of rewarding the best in television, so we thought we'd call out some great people who will never get nominated in a million years.

We've been wondering who will make it back for season four of Mad Men ever since the third season ended, but the notoriously tight-lipped show has offered few clues. Until now! Maybe.

We were too busy haranguing Real Housewives at a Barnes & Noble on the Upper East Side to watch The City last night. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there to watch all the roommate breakup action.

Tired of buying cheerleader costumes for his hookers, Rob Lowe is moving on to bigger and better purchases. Slightly insane purchases, even. TMZ is reporting that the actor and his business partners, some fatcat moguls, are buying indie studio Miramax.

Now that the bun's in the oven, he wants her to get rid of it. This closeted actor thinks being in a vampire movie will save his career, and this hopped up actor set off real fireworks in the bedroom.

The July 25th premiere of the fourth season of Mad Men seems so far away. In the meantime, entertain yourself with this supercut of the series' best sexual propositions. These men never met a skirt they didn't chase.

This week's mega holiday box office receipts are predictably mega. For the four-day weekend (July 2-July 5th) the newest vamp flick did big business while M. Night Shyamalan bested the bad reviews and didn't embarrass himself.

He keeps getting work because of his escorts, not his talent. This actor ensures his teenage costars get laid, and another actor is so stoned he's nodding off in interviews. Plus, a whole host of blind items solved!

Critics hate M. Night Shyamalan's new film The Last Airbender. Audiences don't care: The film has grossed $53.2 million since opening Thursday, and was number two at the box office . Take that, critics. [NYT]

A Chicago woman has filed suit against MTV, parent company Viacom, and Jersey Shore pugilists Snooki and JWOWW after the dynamic duo beat the snot out of her at a Miami club in what appears to be a territorial dispute.

She'll say the blue movie went public "by accident," but it's all a stunt. This meth-fueled actor stole a delivery truck, and another actor likes to get a Brazillian wax. He's always ready to make a sex tape.

That's a lot of money! Anguilla must be so embarrassed. Also today: Meryl Streep as the Iron Lady, two vampiresses team up to kill people, Judd Apatow heads to the Playhouse, and Scream finds another victim.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 DC, are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save Tracey and her clairvoyant sadness.

If you missed 2008's Let the Right One In, an ethereal but deeply unsettling vampire movie (based on a book) from Sweden, go and watch that before you see Let Me In, the inevitable American version of the same tale.

You would think famous people have great sex, but it sounds quite dull. This comedian uses his AA meeting to try out new material, and this musician steals all his music off the internet. Sadly, celebrities are just like us.