Sixth Sense director M. Night Shyamalan has a new movie out. It's called The Last Airbender; it is apparently based on some kind of cartoon; and it really, truly sucks. Like, "4 per cent 'fresh' on Rotten Tomatoes" sucks.

Here's a video listicle of the hundred best put-downs, insults, and slams in cinema. If you're feeling like you need some negative reinforcement today, this is the video for you. There's everything from Wizard of Oz to Glengarry Glen Ross.

Frodo is back and smaller than ever! He's on the small screen, that is. Also today: happy employment for Angela Bassett, confusing employment for Heather Graham, upsetting employment for Ashley Greene, and sad unemployment for a bunch of Starz actors.

ZOMGpires! Do you know what today is? It's the opening day of Twilight: Eclipse, the third movie in the novel-based vampire series. Have you so far avoided this whole phenomenon? That is silly. You need to know what's going on.

We were too busy having drinks with a bunch of business writers last night to watch The City. Fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern finally sobered up enough to let us know what really went down.

Here's a teaser trailer for Paranormal Activity 2, the followup to last year's low-budget blockbuster smash. (It cost $15K to make, and grossed $110M.) What's different? Well, there are more cameras. Plus there's a dog. And a baby!

When it comes to a ménage à trois, this lady keeps it in the family. This rock star is dating his flack's very young son, and this reality star lost weight the old-fashioned way—by doing lots of blow.

It just might be. A British paper is saying the movie franchise is done. Also today: two actors take on a movie together, some good and bad TV news (mostly bad), some directors find work, and some weird music news.

On last night's wander into the black forests of the Garden State, we saw a sad woman at a crossroads. We saw an angry woman coming undone. We saw women who were trying to be better, but failing.

This rapper wants some internet man love on the DL. This actress' iPhone shows the paparazzi that she's still in touch with her famous ex. And this star can't even talk to the cable guy. Technology is a bitch!

Here is the trailer for the two-part Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which is about wizards, and muggles, and psychosexual longing. This movie will make more money than you can even imagine. But will it be any good?

With the boom in shows about real-life families, a discussion has sprung up about whether reality TV programs should abide by the same laws that govern child acting. But who will save them from their parents?

Hard-hit NBC has another hurdle ahead: Steve Carell is signing off from hit sitcom The Office after the upcoming season, his seventh. Knowing NBC, the network will greenlight one more disastrous year without him before ultimately canceling the show.

With The Hills airing its final season, rumors are swirling that the show's NYC cousin, The City, has been canceled. Is this the end of the Whitney Port/Olivia Palermo vehicle? We've contacted MTV for comment and are awaiting a response.

The pre-July 4th weekend brought two soaring successes and a few miserable failures, adding more drama to this rollercoaster summer movie season. Let's take a look at the week before America's birthday.

He doesn't like the gay rumors but hates sex, so he had his wife pretend she was with child while they stealthily adopted. This kid's going to have one killer of an 18th birthday!

No, not Billy Bob. Though he probably is doing that too. Also today: some casting news about The Help, the ladybook du jour. Rob Lowe makes a reality show. And a workhorse actor morphs into a director.

Despondent fans who were bummed when Guillermo del Toro dropped out of the upcoming Hobbit movie(s), despond no more! Deadline says they've heard from "trusted sources" that LOTR mastermind Peter Jackson may be directing two whole Hobbit films. [Deadline]

He can't give it to his famous wife without his right hand man getting it hard. This actress cheated on her man with his brother, and this pop singer only likes boys with a large endowment. Size does matter!

Here's a trailer for Little Fockers, the threequel in the epic and groundbreaking Meet the Parents triology. We are in the future, Ben Stiller and his wife have kids, and Bob De Niro is still doing his comedy thing.