She's not even waiting for graduation to get busy with her intern. This actress needs a class in hiding her drug use. This actor skipped sex ed because he's totally impotent. And this naughty couple has been cheating. Schools out!

For now, sure you might be thinking of canceling your cable service for a steady diet of Netflix. But Edward Jay Epstein explains why movie studio economics are crumpling the red envelope's dreams of being the next HBO.

Someone in corporate PR's decidedly not enjoying their Sunday. Yesterday, Kevin Smith started Live-Twittering his experience getting kicked off of a Southwest Airlines flight for being too fat. It was, for the most part, pretty impressive. Update: Southwest responds.

Remember when everyone thought Ke$ha wrote her name on the Hollywood sign? Well, she didn't but some people trying to call attention to proposed development around the sign have. What are they trying to make it say?

Yikes. We all knew that the new overstuffed, all-star ensemble Love Actually rip-off Valentine's Day was going to be bad — Topher Grace and Taylor Swift?? — but not this bad. The reviews are in and they are, mostly, scathing.

Housewives! Everywhere you look there are Housewives. Under the bed, skittering around in the walls, creeping and creaking under the stairs. And worst of all, they're migrating, they're expanding. Last night the Orange County wraiths headed North.

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to put a cute dress on a magazine cover. The delusion that will stop print from going extinct. The vision of concentration. The delusion it leads to victory.

She doesn't need the money, she just likes the kinky thrill. Two stars who need the cash are battling over a part and a fourth celeb is fighting with an eating disorder. To the victors go the spoils!

Oh dear. A casting call has been disseminated among gays of our city asking if you could be the real-life gay Will to a real-life lady Grace, just like on that show about Will and Grace called Will & Grace:

In honor of Betty White's "moment," we bring you this story of how aspiring comedienne Julia Wolov used a night of imagined passion with the former Golden Girl to open the doors of Hollywood.

Of all the peace accords in all the world, the most inane was made between two warring factions in a house at 2000 S St, NW. Here is transcript from their negotiations as arbitrated by Secretary of State Hilary Clinton.

Hollywood Week has ended its first week! Yes, there's more than one week to this single week. Similarly, all the American Idols are German. It's just how things work — time bends, reflections change — in Ryan Seacrest's imagination world.

She's so afraid she won't leave the house when it rains. Plus moisture ruins her hair. Another starlet ruined her body with liposuction, and lightning won't strike twice for a contract-bound actress. Your daily blind items—it's electric!

Here's a titillating teaser for the upcoming second-half of Gossip Girl's topsy-turvy third season. The most important details are: 1) Chuck calls a lady a whore because she might be his mom. 2) Vanessa the Bewigged Cavewoman is sans underpants.

Finally we're in Hollywood. Finally we have Ellen! Dear old Hollywood. Friendly old Ellen. Two good things. We should be happy, right? And yet... Mostly we're just so sad. Hollywood Week is just terribly, terribly cruel, isn't it?

This week our big head-pounding moment dredged up an old mystery from the past. Remember when Rousseau used to talk about that disease that forced her to kill all her friends? Well, I think we're getting a diagnosis.

This Rapunzel lets her fake hair down, because the real stuff fell out. The actor and a musician who want to score with pretty girls seem silly compared to her real trouble. She's on the mend supposedly. Anyway, dig in!

Mission: Impossible 4 will star Tom: Cruise. New evidence suggests Howard Stern will not be on American Idol. Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks get picked up by Universal. Snowpocalypse 2010 got you down? The Trade Roundup has powerfully heated seats!

HBO's newest attempt to regain relevance debuts on Sunday (but is on YouTube now!), and if it takes off it is going to ruin Manhattan just like Carrie Bradshaw did in the 2000s. Get ready for the Ben Sapstein invasion.

After five months, Jay Leno leaves prime time tonight, returning his "magic" to late night.