The fondling lawsuit involving the Epcot Center's gropey Donald Duck is going to court.

Today, the Disney Parks Christmas Parade took place in California and Florida. Naturally, the event closed with a performance of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey—who sat down for much of it. Watch inside.

On tonight's Factor, Bill O'Reilly gave a "Reality Check" to bong-hitting Miley Cyrus regarding a video that surfaced last week showing the teen star smoking the hallucinogen salvia. O'Reilly's assessment of Cyrus' behavior? "Pathetic." Watch him chew her out, inside.

In this 1951 Disney cartoon, the fifties-everyman version of Goofy sets about on a quest to stop smoking cigarettes, but it's not so simple. Enough time without his smokes leaves the Goof begging for anything to puff on, including weed!

BOOM! Studios has followed up on their insanely good Darkwing Duck comic book series with another old school Disney Afternoon favorite. In celebration of such a release here's a favorite Rescue Rangers episode from 1989.

Just last week, a man was found murdered inside his condo in the creepy Disney town, Celebration, Florida. Then early this morning, after shooting at deputies and barricading himself inside his Disney condo, 52-year-old Craig Foushee killed himself. Damn.

You'll always remember your first. Celebration, FL, the creepy town built by Disney in the '90s, has long been a place of eerie, forced quaintness. Well, no longer. They've had their first-ever homicide, just in time for the holidays.

In honor of Walt Disney Animation's 50th full length feature "Tangled" being released next week, The Fine Brothers spoil all 50 Disney animated feature films in one take. Spoiler alert: there are a ton of "happily ever afters!"

They'll protect her popular TV show at all costs! Also today: the Chilean miners might get their story told in the movies, some new TV scheduling revolutionizes and evening, and young couples are in love.

Here's a new trailer for Tron: Legacy, Disney's noise-and-light farquel (faraway sequel?) to their 1980s adventure about a hacker who gets stuck inside a computer system of his own making. A million years later, his son goes looking for him.

"We're going to Disney baby!" exclaims mom, hoping to surprise her kids. Pause for reaction.. wait for it.. disappointment! They've been driving for the past 20 hours, the dentist was a pretty unlikely option at this point.

The president of Disney Channels Worldwide, the fearsomely named Carolina Lightcap, recently announced that the new Disney Junior channel, for kids ages 2-7, won't focus so much on academic education as social skills and behavior lessons. That's what moms want.

Disney's TRON: Legacy—and the accompanying Daft Punk soundtrack—is set to be released in December. For those of us who can't wait, tough, there's this: the French duo's new song, "Dereazzled," cut with some footage from the film itself.

It wasn't supposed to come out for two weeks, but it's here! And by "it," I mean the teaser trailer for Cars 2, Disney-Pixar's sequel to the 2006 hit (set to be released on July 24, 2011). Watch inside.

Did you know that Donald Duck is a Glenn Beck fan? At least, according to this video, edited from old Disney cartoons by artist/activist Jonathan McIntosh. Makes sense, right? He's angry, inarticulate, and white. (Mickey is probably a LaRouche supporter.)

Disneyland has resolved the big controversy over its "no Muslim headscarves on employees" rule: workers can wear the hijab, as long as it's covered by a company-issued jaunty blue beret. Cruel. Would they make Christians wear that? Yes? Wow. [NYDN]

In your finally Friday media column: CEO tells reporters to give his kid some gigs, Jon Klein got shot, the third media exec of the day falls, and Joe Halderman will skip the Emmys.

Despite a brief Gossip Girl stint and an upcoming Morgan Freeman movie about a crippled dolphin, the one-time Disney queen's heyday seems mostly ended. So it's time to move out of the $7M, 9,827 sq.ft. palace in Toluca Lake.

David Westin is resigning from his position as president of ABC News, which he's held since 1997, apparently because of a "long-running conflict... over the financial standing of the news division." Of course! Want to read his resignation note?

Time Warner Cable and Disney "continue to negotiate" a fee agreement today, after a midnight deadline passed. But it looks like your ESPN and ABC is safe for now, TWC customers. Looking forward to the next dozen disputes like this!