Advertising the ability to keep a pizza “piping hot” en route to the curbsides and driveways of America, Domino’s is rolling out a fleet of DXP “Delivery Expert” vehicles equipped with a friggin’ oven behind the driver, reports the Los Angeles Times.

Forensic evidence from the D.C. mansion where the Savopoulos family and their housekeeper were tortured and killed last month suggests the intruders used a lot of duct tape and a sword to commit brutal crime, the Washington Post reports.

Authorities have abandoned the idea that alleged murderer and Dominos customer Daron Dylon Wint is in Brooklyn, CBS News reports. New York City police told ABC News that they have “no reason to believe” he is in the city.

Daron Dylon Wint, the Dominos-loving man accused of torturing and killing four people last week in a multimillion-dollar Washington, D.C. home, may be hiding in Brooklyn, according to Metropolitan Police Department Chief Cathy Lanier.

Police say they’ve identified a suspect in the brutal quadruple D.C. murder—not because of evidence like the grainy surveillance footage of the killers fleeing the house, but because the killers apparently decided to order in some Dominos while they tortured and murdered four people.

A Kentucky man arrested for shoplifting allegedly tried to get back at the cops by pretending to be a police officer and ordering five Domino's pizzas to the precinct.

A hacker group called Rex Mundi has obtained the records of more than 600,000 Domino's Pizza customers in France and Belgium and are threatening to publish the information online if a €30,000 (approximately $40,800 USD) ransom isn't paid.

Every day, social media editors around the world face difficult decisions. For example: does the guy who claims he burned his dick while fucking a pepperoni pizza deserve a response from your company's official Twitter account? For one social media person at Domino's, the choice was obvious.

Like a pair of pre-ripped jeans from Abercrombie or a distressed logo tee from Zazzle, America's food conglomerates are embracing a more easy breezy natural look when it comes to your food. And as expected, making processed food seem unprocessed involves more processing.

Here's Domino's Pizza Japan president Scott Oellkers introducing a new Domino's pizza iPhone app. What is it about this? The jump cuts? The closeups of Oellkers' eyeballs? Oellkers' own natural showmanship? The little flourish he does at the end?

One of the small and tidy comforts in life is the knowledge that when the latest winter storm sweeps through, trapping you inside your home for days on end, you can at least hunker down with some delivery and ride out the worst of it. And the pizza delivery drivers...they're fine, right? They've got those special pizza cars, or something. They wouldn't be out driving in weather like this if they couldn't handle it. Just ask this nice lady who owns a pizza place in Iowa:

Tired of having to purchase your pizzas and Cinnabon rolls separately? Introducing the Pizzabon.

In Japan, your average Domino's Pizza outlet has 50% higher sales than a U.S. outlet. Why? Because Japanese people are weird. From Ad Age:

Let's just dig into the Florida news here and pull out a typical Florida news story, at random: Aha. Two young men in Lake City were thinking entrepreneurially last week:

"When you're a Domino's manager you're a Domino's manager all the way, from your first cigarette to your last fiery hit on a Papa John's outlet that results in arson charges for you and your colleague." This is how the song might go today, if West Side Story were set in modern-day Florida and about rival corporate pizza chain crews instead of New York City gangs.

Perhaps the only thing worse than discovering spiders hiding in your Domino's pizza is biting down on your Pizza Hut pizza and finding a Band-Aid caked with dried blood in your mouth. Of course, the latter could never happen, right?

If you lived in New Zealand and found a poisonous white-tailed spider hiding in your Domino's Pizza box, would you: a. scream; b. run into another room as fast as possible, then scream; or c., scold the spider for disturbing the peace in violation of national custom?

Don't feel guilty about your terrible delivery food habits. When you are old and infirm, they might just save your life! One such person, an old lady pizza enthusiast who has ordered from a Memphis Domino's every day for three years, can fully attest to this fact.

Domino's Pizza Japan has a $31,000-an-hour one-hour job opening, no experience necessary. They won't say what it entails, but it's probably not a job coming up with wacky P.R. stunts, as that position seems to be filled.

What would you do if you were fired from Domino's Pizza? Would you dress up in your old uniform and claim to be from a "secret Domino's unit"? Would you torch two stores? That's what Jamal Thomas allegedly did.