Kelsey Grammer pleads "hacker" after an evocative mass email about his ex-wife. Christina Aguilera's diva antics drive Adam Levine insane. Kim Kardashian lives vicariously through a tween. TGIFriday gossip.

Russell Brand gets kicked out of Japan. Jane Seymour thinks Arnold has two more kids. And Britney Spears is breaking up with her boyfriend, sort of. Sunday gossip is posting this from heaven.

A gleeful Chris Brown galavants around town after breaking Good Morning America's window. 50 Cent gives Chelsea Handler a backhanded compliment. Hugh Hefner's fiancee may already be cheating. Wednesday gossip shakes its haters off.

America's most-trusted doctor graced the set of Conan last night and he spoke about his theory that a man's finger-length can reveal whether or not he's likely to cheat. He adds that Conan was "probably born in a testosterone storm."

While Christina Aguilera does star-spangled damage control, her handlers fret about alcoholism. Lindsay Lohan's felony grand theft charge looms. Jessica Szohr may be dating the Packers' quarterback. Monday gossip streams o'er the land of the brave.

Less than two weeks after checking into rehab at Dr. Phil's insistence, golden-voiced former homeless man Ted Williams has checked himself out against medical advice. This isn't the happy ending everyone was hoping for when this story started.

Today's episode of Dr. Phil brought the conclusion of the incredibly hyped, two-day Ted Williams familiy trouble/rehab saga. During it, Dr. Phil held a one-on-one intervention of sorts and asked a reluctant and scared Williams to go straight into treatment.

After going viral last week and getting picked up (and released) by the police this week, Ted Williams is now going to rehab. Who convinced him? Dr. Phil, of course. Williams is living the entire celebrity lifecycle in one month!

Today's Dr. Phil looked at academic cheating and, presumably, how it's wrong. The doctor then shared some sweet tips on how to do it. Unrelated: high school students are now tuning in to Dr. Phil.

The Oprah Winfrey Network launched yesterday. New York Times television critic Alessandra Stanley calls it "a place where cynicism takes a holiday and mockery hasn't yet been invented." This will not stand.

Toronto-based photographer John Hryniuk has spent the past couple of years photographing subjects at celebrity lookalike conventions. Do you think these George Bushes, Barack Obamas, Sarah Palins, Tiger Woods(es), and Hillary Clintons are as good as the real thing?

Sick of hearing false rumors about his famous father, Jay McGraw, the son of TV personality Dr. Phil, is launching RumorFix.com, a gossip site with only verified rumors and stories. But aren't verified rumors just boring, regular news stories?

Dr. Phil must be missing his home state of Texas, because he and his wife just paid close to $30 million for this five-bedroom house in Beverly Hills that looks just like the Alamo. Or a fake villa.

Lindsay Lohan gets a new lawyer, and he talks funny. A bunch of weddings happened. The Situation's exercise DVD should be good. Gaga enrages Beatles fans by playing music. Sunday's Gossip Roundup is distracted by the upcoming World Cup final.

Last night, Donald Glover visited Craig Ferguson's couch to answer viewers' e-mails and tweets. During the segment, Ferguson and Glover blew the roof off of Dr. Phil's public deceptions.

Today at Gawker.TV, Dr. Phil accidentally dons a "Hitler 'stache," the newest inductee to Tyra's Top Model hall of fame, Stephen Colbert's tips on claiming racial bias on the SAT, and the 4th hour of Today goes make-up free.

Wow. The newly moustache-free Dr. Phil seems blissfully unaware of the potential controversy he is inviting by putting on this fake mustache on Jimmy Kimmel Live! In all fairness, Kimmel does heartily clarify that it's "Charlie Chaplin's Moustache." Video inside.

Dr. Phil finally strangled the caterpillar that has been taking residence above his upper lip for the last forty years. The transition was done on stage at Radio City Music Hall during Oprah's live show in New York City.

Today at Gawker.TV, David Letterman reveals his true feelings about Jay Leno to Dr. Phil, Mira Sorvino flashes the audience of Martha Stewart's show, Chuck begins again, and MTV's True Life dives right into the Hamptons.

Dr. Phil stopped by The View today to discuss teen bullying and in the middle of commenting on the case of a recent suicide in Massachusetts he referred to the victim as "this 'precious' girl." Need we say more?