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From The Drudge Report comes this emergency bulletin:

Our dorky sister site (which is currently being helmed by this site's former editor), points us towards a Drudge Report item that purports to prove that the GI kidnapped in Iraq is a doll.

That's the sound of Gawker Media's DrudgeMock 2000® exploding when we fed it the above image.

We always suspected he was a fan of Rio.
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Oh, no: Manimals!
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We understand why Matt Drudge chose to run this particular photo of Ted Turner: it scared the hell out of him. But wouldn't this photo disturb him even more?

Okay, but we need to know more. Is it venous? Or itchy and burning?
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He used to say that all the time during the 90's.

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Not to over-Drudge your morning, but we saw this and immediately started our one-sided IM conversation with Matt Drudge:

Now, if yesterday's Drudge is any indication, we can expect this image to grow slowly (but nonetheless exponentially) throughout the day, and we suspect blinking red text might be introduced by noon EST.
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In times of crisis, you learn a lot about a person:

Drudge versus Planned Parenthood, tonight at Caesar's Palace.
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More Women Opting Against Birth Control, Study Finds [WaPo]

North Koreans: They're sexy because they're dangerous.
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Some Gawker Stalker reports are worth their own entry (aka "slicing the bologna"):

In the midst of the terrible tsunami tragedy in Asia, Matt Drudge reminds us that the Bible is a living, breathing document.

...In the festive colors of the season.
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The palpable loss of innocence, best demonstrated through the use of italics.
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Unlike SOME PEOPLE, we think before we publish: