Matt Drudge Ignores Me, No. 5
Jessica · 12/16/04 10:02AMI'm not sure how much longer I can keep up this cat-and-mouse game:
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Jessica · 12/15/04 02:59PM
Civic duty calls over at the Drudge Report! Mattypants is conducting his yearender poll of the Top Headline of 2004 (all written in Drudge-speak, of course) and we can't encourage you enough to get over there and show Matt how much you love his hed-writing skills. Amongst our personal favorites are, "LEASH GIRL, PRISON ABUSE NIGHTMARE;" "JANET FLASHES BREAST AT BOWL;" and "MEL GIBSON BREAKS INDIE RECORDS WITH CHRIST." As of right now, "BUSH WINS" is in the lead, but we don't feel that accurately captures the Drudge's semantic genius and we're sure you feel the same way. Unfortunately, there's no write-in option, or else we'd rooting for the Chastity Panties.
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Jessica · 12/14/04 11:00AMAh! Just when we thought we were done with Drudge for the day, our relationship finally moves forward. A reader brings us the good news:
'Drudge': Oh No He Di'n't!
Haber · 12/14/04 10:59AMCalling two gay men 'divas'! That's so catty. We love it.
Matt Drudge Ignores Me, No. 4
Jessica · 12/13/04 09:00AMFinally, we get intimate:
Matt Drudge Ignores Me, No. 3
Jessica · 12/08/04 09:12AMAll I want for the holidays is an acknowledgment of my existence:
'Drudge' Goes Ballistic
Haber · 12/06/04 03:45PM
The best part is Putin looking on in the background.
Expos: Matt Drudge Promotes Media Lies!
Jessica · 12/06/04 09:45AMWell, Our Weekend Is Ruined
Jessica · 12/03/04 04:40PMOh Good, 'Cause We Shaved
Haber · 12/02/04 05:13PMMatt Drudge Ignores Me, No. 2
Jessica · 12/02/04 09:13AM
Still no love from our man in Miami:
Tag Team Wet Dream Come True
Jessica · 12/01/04 11:22AMMatt Drudge Ignores Me
Jessica · 11/30/04 10:24AMAn intimate conversation with Matt Drudge's IM name:
