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Obama Will Singlehandedly Avenge Lara Logan
Hamilton Nolan · 02/17/11 09:46AMInternet Outraged Over Kenneth Cole Tweet
Richard Lawson · 02/03/11 01:24PMLazy Senate Sitting on 420 House-Approved Bills
Jim Newell · 10/06/10 11:46AMFox News Anchor Is Officially Dumber than Random Guy
Max Read · 05/31/10 07:39PM77 Percent of the Internet Thinks Fox News Anchor Is Dumb
Adrian Chen · 05/29/10 05:33PMMcDonald's Is Still Evil, But Also Now Petty
Ravi Somaiya · 01/27/10 07:40AMHow to Spend $150,000 on Scientology: The Larry Anderson Story
Adrian Chen · 01/24/10 09:36PMPresenting The Gawker Internet Yule Log™
Adrian Chen · 12/24/09 04:27PMOutrage-Off: Tennessee Mayor Charlie Brown Jesus vs. Fox News
Hamilton Nolan · 12/04/09 03:37PMSue 'Em And Woo 'Em
Hamilton Nolan · 07/30/09 10:47AMSarah Palin Reveals Top-Secret Colbert Report Iraq Appearance
Pareene · 05/29/09 03:08PMAlso Proven to Get You Laid, Grow Bigger Breasts and Quite Possibly Cure Cancer
Gabriel Snyder · 04/23/09 08:45AMThat Nice, Smoky Lewinsky Flavor
Hamilton Nolan · 03/25/09 04:30PM'Edgy, Urban Handwritten Script' Means You Smell Like Brooklyn
Hamilton Nolan · 01/12/09 03:12PMThe Wrongest Flack In America
Hamilton Nolan · 11/03/08 05:43PMPRWeek got predictions about the election from 30 flacks around the country. One (1) of them predicted a McCain victory. So be sure to hire Nick Kalm of Chicago's Reputation Partners for strategic counsel on how to horribly embarrass yourself in any large, public group! "Regardless of who wins, however, the level of partisan rancor will be so high, it will make people long for the 'good old days' of Bush's second term," he says. Okay, just for that we will print his entire god damn answer below:
Up To 6 1/4" In Circumference
Hamilton Nolan · 10/15/08 04:34PMFacebook Proves People Are All Alike (Dumb)
Hamilton Nolan · 09/19/08 09:27AMIslam people: they're just like us! They go on Facebook and start groups and then spend hours and hours arguing with each other over bullshit. Except they're arguing about, like, god, instead of The Hills or whatever. You thought that the battle for Arab hearts and minds was playing out in the slums of Iraq? No, it's all about some upper middle class grad student nerd in Egypt talking shit online!
Is There Money In International News? (No.)
Moe · 09/09/08 01:58PMRuh-roh, Kim Jong-Il is sick, what happens when he dies? Hell if we know!! And will we truly know tomorrow or whenever this guy gets back to the executive assistant charged with Explainer-ing it for Slate? Not really! As literary Tumblrer Keith Gessen pointed out while trying to make sense of the whole Ossetia mess, you know there's a redundant "inadequacy" to the international news in our dying newspapers when even bloggers with the attention spans of Piper Palin feel it. But isn't that because our dying newspapers have mostly killed their foreign bureaus because there's no money in it?Yes! Which is why, as readers, we are happy these guys from Boston have founded the Politico of international news. (It is already poaching people from Politico.) And those newsroom cutbacks may enable Global News Enterprises LLC.* to put together a pretty strong team. From an announcement in March:
Subway Assault Video Could Be A Hoax, Random People Speculate Wildly
Joshua Stein · 12/06/07 03:20PMKeach Hagey, the short-lived former Village Voice press columnist, is suggesting over on her blog at CBS News that yesterday's video of an average white man being assaulted by a group of black teenage girls on the A train could be a hoax. Why? Because the girl who filmed it was an aspiring filmmaker who claimed, at first, she didn't know the assailants but, right after being interviewed by The Smoking Gun, deleted her YouTube page! Oh, wait. that doesn't mean anything! In related news, Katie Couric's viewership on CBS is down a million viewers over a year ago.