employment
In the Bush Era, Businesses Are Always Making Bank
Jesse · 11/04/05 11:19AMDefamer Employment: Tropicana Staffing Up: Behind The Bar Edition
mark · 09/01/05 05:32PMDefamer Employment: A-List Pooper Scooper Needed
mark · 08/24/05 02:20PMDefamer is committed to helping its readers find exciting opportunities in the celebrity pet-pampering field. We realize that this ad is almost certainly the product of an anonymous Craigslist jokester, but if nothing else, it's a fitting reminder that we're all just one wipe of a spoiled shit-tzu's ass from that coveted and elusive three-picture deal:
Defamer Employment: Tropicana Staffing Up
mark · 08/16/05 06:15PMDefamer Employment: Busy Exec Seeks Assistant With Strong Hands, Weak Self-Esteem
mark · 08/10/05 03:30PMWith dreams jobs like this one available to any attractive go-getter with a drive to succeed and the hands of a Swedish-trained angel, we don't know why anyone would waste their time pursuing Tinseltown dreams that don't involve kneading out the knots (does an erect penis count as a knot?) in a stressed executive's muscles:
The Glorious Fast Track at Condé Nast
Jessica · 08/05/05 08:23AMTired of twiddling your thumbs and desperately wondering, How can I get my foot in the door at Condé Nast when I'm only a slightly attractive individual with average body fat? Well, young grasshoppers, it's easier than you think. One need simply spend several thousands of dollars to pursue a degree in journalism, and then fine glossies like Condé Nast Traveler will come knocking at your door with exotic, unpaid internship offers. From there, it's just a mere 6 or 7 years of indentured servitude until you're breaking the glass ceiling from your corner cubicle. And you thought j-school was a waste!
Remainders: Ankle Bracelets and Tapered Pants Just Don't Mix. Ever.
Jessica · 08/02/05 06:20PM
• Contrary to whatever you may read in the forthcoming 65-pound fall issue of Vogue, tapered pants are not hot this fall, especially when worn with an ankle bracelet. [A Socialite's Life]
• Classy perv outlet Nerve is looking for an editor. Benefits include lots of greasy-but-intellectual dildos. [Mediabistro]
• When the MTA does away with subway booth attendants, who loses? Why, the little old lady who doesn't know how to work the machine, that's who. [RedNova]
• At the risk of being prosecuted for insider trading, here's a hot tip: If you see a bum shitting on the IBM building, sell now. [Craigslist]
• Like it or not, Katie Couric may someday leave the Today show. Yes — it's true! [AHN]