environmentalists
Daryl Hannah Arrested at the White House Today
Brian Moylan · 08/30/11 01:49PMWhy the Giant Squid Should Be the Ocean's Mascot
Adrian Chen · 06/09/11 01:11PMSarah Palin Murders a Caribou
Hamilton Nolan · 12/06/10 11:01AMFuture U.S. President Sarah Palin shot and killed a majestic caribou right there on her reality teevee show last night. Of course, this was necessary to sustain her family through the harsh Alaskan winter. Take a good look, America.
Full Disclosure To Come Once They Get All the Poison Out
Hamilton Nolan · 11/24/10 10:57AMPennsylvania Governor Apologizes For State's Spying on Hippies, Gays
Jim Newell · 09/15/10 05:07PMFrench 'Spiderman' Climbs Sydney Skyscraper
Jeff Neumann · 08/30/10 05:44AMHunters, You May Continue to Pump Animals Full of Lead
Adrian Chen · 08/28/10 04:35PMEnvironmental Nazi Sheryl Crow Has Gone Too Far
Brian Moylan · 08/13/10 01:19PMGlamour Editor's Environmental Hypocrisy (Updated)
Hamilton Nolan · 08/10/10 04:03PMSocialist Liberals Trying to Restrict Rich People's Right to Waste Water
Hamilton Nolan · 07/21/10 10:08AMHippies Are Coming For Your Bottles
Hamilton Nolan · 06/23/10 09:52AMCalifornia Bans Plastic Bags
Hamilton Nolan · 06/03/10 10:06AMPaper Is Made From Natural Trees We Chopped Down, Hippies
Hamilton Nolan · 05/21/10 10:14AMI Am the Lorax, I Speak for the Trees. And for Coal Gasification.
Hamilton Nolan · 02/02/10 11:34AMDr. Seuss Enterprises is suing a new coal company that calls itself LoraxAG—the objection being that Dr. Seuss wrote the story "The Lorax" to encourage environmentalism, whereas LoraxAG is a fucking coal company. But the president of LoraxAG has a compelling argument of his own: "'The Lorax is the protector of the truffula trees,' he told [a trade publication]. 'We think this is the greenest use of coal.'"
Sucky Snooty Weenie Yuppie Foodie Greenies
Hamilton Nolan · 01/18/10 01:14PMDo you and your mate joust over who is the best environmental person? Have both you and your mate grown so holier-than-thou that you are unable to function in a capacity other than "scold?" Do you find that everyone seems to despise you, including your mate, and your parents, and total strangers who read about you in a NYT trend story? Then you just might be this couple: