If you asked random people to name one thing they want from Steve Harvey, some of them would say "relationship advice," because that's the weird and gross world we live in. But many more would correctly identify Harvey's most valuable contribution to humanity: "reactions to truly dumb Family Feud answers."

Pete, a man with a bad dick, had a rough time on Monday's Family Feud. When Steve Harvey asked Pete's wife what one part of her husband's body she would choose to change, she didn't even hesitate before answering: His poor, inadequate penis.

The police report from that drunken Palin family brawl last month is finally out, and Bristol is reportedly claiming a neighbor called her insulting names, then knocked her down and dragged her around a lawn.

Jimmy Fallon apparently didn't feel like hosting his own show last night, so he turned it over to Steve Harvey for a nearly-full-length game of Family Feud, pitting Fallon and (a very quiet) Jason Segel against The Roots.

Remember the worst round of Family Feud ever played, where a woman brought shame on her family and left Steve Harvey shaking his head? Well, Hodor.

A 58-year-old man was stabbed to death at a wedding, allegedly by his cousin, after he tried to take some leftover food and some cans of Sterno.

This family needed 200 points to win the final "fast money" round of Family Feud, and their patriarch (played by Jeffrey Tambor?) effortlessly scored 182 of them. All his daughter needed to do was finish the job with 18 more.

Family Feud is like those word association games in that the show forces you to respond so quickly to a random question that your kneejerk response may inadvertently reveal something about yourself that you'd rather keep hidden from a national audience.

Authorities in Joliet Township, Illinois, said a man who murdered his wife before turning the gun on himself had tried out for the game show Family Feud just hours earlier.

John Potter, a decorated World War II vet, just wants to keep living in the house he built himself over half a century ago. But if his daughter Janice Cottrill gets her way, the 91-year-old will be evicted from his Zaleski, Ohio home next month.

A judge in Australia ruled this week that Betty Harris's revised will was valid, and she had every right to disinherit her relatives and leave her multi-million-dollar estate to the nice people who live next door.

Just what is Lady Gaga up to these days? Is she still serving as scaffolding for tiny construction workers? Or copying Justin Bieber as he copies Aaron Carter? Nope. Instead she has discovered a new art in the form of slam poetry.

TMZ has just leaked audio from the call Lindsay Lohan made to her father, Michael, in the midst of the fight with her mom, Dina, that culminated in a small squadron of emergency vehicles descending upon Dina's Long Island home early this morning.

Before Louie Anderson and Steve Harvey, there was Richard Dawson, a man who hosted Family Feud with charm, good cheer, and a predilection for kissing contestants. "The Kissing Bandit," who hosted from 1976 to 1985, has died at 79.

Here's Magen, a pastor's wife, up on the Family Feud, answering a question about "things you put in your mouth but don't swallow" with the word, "sperm." A pastor's wife! Saying that word! On the television, which kids sometimes watch. The end of our depraved species is nigh.

What happens if a contestant on Family Feud sucks so bad that it drags down the entire show? Apparently they do a do-over. In television anything is possible.

When asked to name something that gets passed around Steve Harvey couldn't believe to hear the contestant yell 'a joint!' What makes this situation better is to hear the other family's counter answer.

From the couple who lost $800,000 for answering a question correctly to perhaps the most amazing solve in Wheel of Fortune history, it was quite a year for the game show television format.

Just when we thought we'd seen it all on Family Feud—remember?—a contestant ventures a guess for, "Something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house," and gives the most random correct answer ever.

"We asked 100 men. Name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16." It's not so much that she answered "penis," but rather how quickly and easily the word rolled off her tongue.