fast-food
Burgers For Breakfast, Because Nothing Really Matters
Hamilton Nolan · 05/09/14 08:15AMBurger King today announced that it will serve its burgers for breakfast now, as part of their new corporate philosophy, "Why try harder than absolutely necessary when the American people want nothing more than to eat themselves into oblivion to erase the pain of being locked into this zombie-like existence?"
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Hamilton Nolan · 05/07/14 02:14PM
Unions Should Buy a Fast Food Franchise
Hamilton Nolan · 05/07/14 01:26PMThis Adult Human Being Now Has a Tattoo of a KFC Double Down
Jay Hathaway · 05/06/14 12:50PMAdam Weinstein · 05/06/14 11:47AM
Taco Bell Spinoff Explicitly Branded With Death Symbols
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America Leads the World in Fast Food Breakfast Innovation
Hamilton Nolan · 04/21/14 09:28AMEverywhere to Be a Sonic
Hamilton Nolan · 04/17/14 10:37AMHamilton Nolan · 04/08/14 12:48PM
KFC Secretly Rolls Out Chik-fil-A Knockoff Restaurant
Hamilton Nolan · 04/07/14 08:17AMMcDonald’s Shuts Down in Crimea, Offers Workers Jobs in Ukraine
Taylor Berman · 04/04/14 01:15PMMcDonald's announced on Friday that it's suspending operations at its three restaurants in Crimea due to "manufacturing reasons." In a laudable move, the company guaranteed its Crimean employees jobs at McDonald's locations in Ukraine and offered to pay relocation costs, including three months in rent.
Almost 90% of Fast Food Workers Say They've Experienced Wage Theft
Hamilton Nolan · 04/01/14 12:46PMA Subway Sandwich Artist Dried Her Wet Socks in the Bread Oven
Jay Hathaway · 03/18/14 10:52AMFast Food Workers Are Suing McDonald's for Wage Theft
Hamilton Nolan · 03/13/14 11:37AMFast Food Breakfast Envelops America In Ceaseless Embrace
Hamilton Nolan · 02/25/14 09:56AMThere is nothing that you, the consumer, love more than a paper bag filled with piping hot breakfast items purchased from one of our nation's fast food outlets. It is the only high point in the otherwise dreary days of the majority of Americans. Fortunately, fast food breakfast will now be more inescapable than ever.