fast-food
Chick-fil-A Manager Allegedly Not On Fleek After Banning Slang at Work
Jason Parham · 11/10/14 06:10PMEric the manager is fed up! According to one Reddit user, a group of Instagram-loving, Vine-sharing, Twitter-tweeeting teens have been accusing their Chick-fil-A co-workers of being "3hunnid" and "on fleek." Management, it would seem, is against not only teens empowering other teens but true love (to paraphrase scholar Max Muller: "A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without bae"). If this is just a Redditor's hoax, he's captured the poetry of an aggrieved fast food manager perfectly. To this, and all other memos condemning the use of internet speak in the workplace, we say: Bruh!?
McDonald's Thinks It's Some Kind of Fancy Restaurant Like Denny's Now
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/14 09:51AMChipotle Workers Quit, Shut Down Store, Because That Job Sucks
Hamilton Nolan · 09/10/14 02:43PMObama Is With the Fast Food Workers. Are You?
Hamilton Nolan · 09/02/14 08:15AMKids These Days Are "Too Cool" for McDonald's
Hamilton Nolan · 08/25/14 09:25AMMcDonald's Tries to Improve Image By Serving Reporters Non-McDonald's
Enid Shaw · 08/18/14 05:45PMWhen you think of McDonald's, the corporate powers that be behind the golden arches would really prefer if your mind didn't immediately flash to expired garbage meat or wages barely preferable to indentured servitude or even their terrifying new toothed box of a mascot. No, McDonald's would rather be synonymous with class, sophistication and refinement, which is why they've taken to rounding up reporters and bloggers and serving them, basically, a bunch of food that is not McDonald's.
Hamilton Nolan · 08/14/14 01:40PM
Red Robin Owns Distinction of Serving America's Unhealthiest Meal
Megan Reynolds · 07/30/14 09:12PMRed Robin is home to the unhealthiest meal in America, according to USA Today. In a report released by the Center for Science in the Public Interest, the "Monster" double burger, "bottomless" fries and a "Monster" milkshake clocks in at 3,450 calories. Also on the list were offerings from The Cheesecake Factory, including a "Brulee French Toast," which sounds delicious, but also terrifying.
McDonald's Ordered to Take Responsibility For Its Own Fuckery
Hamilton Nolan · 07/30/14 10:09AMMcDonald's, KFC Apologize for Selling Expired Garbage Meat
Andy Cush · 07/21/14 03:00PMAfter a TV report alleging that a Chinese food supplier used meat that had fallen onto the factory floor and mixed expired goods in with the new stuff, McDonald's and fast-food conglomerate Yum Brands have vowed to cease ties with the company. Now, they promise, all the steaming trash they serve you will be totally fresh.
My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers
Caity Weaver · 07/18/14 08:05AMWhat if I told you that mozzarella sticks never had to end? That for $10, you could eat for free (for $10) for the rest of your natural life? That there exists a spot in the space-time continuum in which it is always Friday? That there are free refills on all Slushes™ excluding Red Bull® branded items?
Americans Claim to Hate the Fast Food Chains They Love
Hamilton Nolan · 07/02/14 08:09AMThis Is What Boyz II Men Has Been Reduced To
Hamilton Nolan · 06/30/14 08:30AMCops: Teacher Pulls Knife On Students, Demands Ride to Jack in the Box
Allie Jones · 06/09/14 03:35PMNBC News 4 reports that a Los Angeles teacher allegedly drunkenly pulled a knife on students in their car Saturday night and demanded they take him to the fast food chain Jack in the Box. The teacher, 34-year-old Edward Maust, was charged with kidnapping, false imprisonment, and criminal threats after surrendering to the police Sunday afternoon.