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"You Should Fart on Airplanes" –Science
Molly Fitzpatrick · 02/16/13 06:03PMFamily Kicked Off Flight After Teen With Down Syndrome Gets Labeled 'Flight Risk'
Louis Peitzman · 09/04/12 06:38PMIf You Pay $30 to Not Carry Your Own Luggage, You Should Be Taxed Into Penury
Hamilton Nolan · 08/07/12 02:54PMNerds Ruin Batman for Different Group of Nerds
Caity Weaver · 07/09/12 02:45PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/17sbay5vs7p7ujpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
The Telegraph reports that a group of nerds from the University of Leicester have ruined Batman for a different, much larger group of nerds by proving with "science" that Batman couldn't have used his cape to glide from the tops of tall buildings, as he is often depicted doing in non-documentary films and television shows.
So Ron Paul Likes Buying Fancy Airplane Seats, What Do You Care?
Jim Newell · 01/16/12 05:17PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1aygnntvq7jpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
There are so many excellent ways that the Associated Press could investigate Ron Paul, given his long congressional record and status as a competitive major party presidential candidate with views radically outside the mainstream, something you don't see too often. He's a character, a real life political character. But what the AP has chosen to go with today is a report about how he frequently flies first-class between Washington and his Texas district, making him the worst sort of hypocrite who has no values and loves Big Government deficits, secretly.
Make Flying Even Worse by Picking Your Seatmate on Facebook
Max Read · 12/19/11 12:10PMLuxury Airline Flight Stops Halfway to Take Up Collection for Gas
Hamilton Nolan · 11/17/11 04:51PMFrench Bulldogs Suffer Airline Dogscrimination
Hamilton Nolan · 10/07/11 08:31AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1ig85q56tejpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Here's an interesting little "factoid," meaning "discriminatory outrage of Apartheid proportions:" in the year 2011 in the world's most free country (USA), many airlines do not allow bulldogs to fly. I mean, sure, those six bulldogs were indicted in connection with the 9/11 plot, but let's not paint the rest of them with such a broad brush, okay?
Nightmarish JetBlue Flight Overcome with Bodily Fluids
Jeff Neumann · 08/11/11 04:25AME-Cigarette Denial Prompts Airborne Peanut Barrage
Hamilton Nolan · 07/14/11 08:47AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1r0ctk4gu2jpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Remember "E-cigarettes," the electronic cigarettes of the future that we're all smoking now, thanks to the marketing genius of some rich guy? Sure, you remember. You're smoking one right now. As you know, nobody better mess with our e-cigarettes? Or else we will throw peanuts at you, or whatever else may be handy at the time in question!
Airplane of the Future Makes Flying More Needlessly Complex Than Ever
Adrian Chen · 06/14/11 12:17PMYour Cell Phone Actually Might Make Your Plane Crash
Adrian Chen · 06/09/11 05:23PMFAA's Air Traffic Chief Quits to Take Much-Needed Nap
John Cook · 04/14/11 12:25PMAnother Air Traffic Controller Caught Napping
Jeff Neumann · 04/14/11 05:19AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1ymzxgp30xjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
We officially have a trend on our hands: Another air traffic controller was found sleeping on the job yesterday, this time in Reno, Nevada. And the flight yesterday was an airborne ambulance, and the pilot was forced to land on his own. It's only taken several high profile incidents similar to yesterday's to get the FAA to add more than one controller to overnight shifts at 26 airports across the country. How thoughtful.
Senator's Airplane Joyride Nearly Kills a Bunch of People
Jim Newell · 04/13/11 02:06PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1yp4voa3otjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Delirious old coot Sen. Jim Inhofe has a flying license! Who knew? What's even more amazing is that he was able to keep this license after choosing to land his Cessna on a closed runway last year, even though there were "men and equipment on the runway," over whom he "sky hopped" after the first touch down. Wow. And yet, so in-character for Jim Inhofe! It's pathetic that this doesn't even surprise us.
Airlines Test Our Limits With Another Fare Hike
Richard Lawson · 04/08/11 02:32PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1z1gti5jtgjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Five major US airlines — AirTran, Delta, US Air, Virgin America, and JetBlue — have all recently raised (or will soon raise) their domestic round-trip airfare by $10. They say the hike was implemented as a way of countering rising jet fuel costs, but clearly it's just another example of the airlines taking us for a ride. (Figuratively. I understand that they already do literally take us for a ride.) How much more fare-raising will we stand before we resort to the old ways of the locomotive or a weary resignation that we'll just never see California? [AP, image via Shutterstock]
Air Traffic Controller Brought Blankets for Work Naps
Jeff Neumann · 04/07/11 04:20AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1za4key58hjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Remember the air traffic controller who fell asleep at the controls on the graveyard shift in DC last month, forcing a pilot to land a passenger jet on his own? Well, there seems to be somewhat of a pattern developing here: FAA Administrator Randy Babbitt testified at a congressional hearing about the incident yesterday, and said that in February an air traffic controller at Knoxville, Tennessee's McGhee Tyson Airport was "found intentionally sleeping" on the job. And the best part? He brought pillows and a cushion with him!
Screaming Baggage Handler Narrowly Escapes Becoming a Popsicle
Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/11 11:07AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k27uqzb06i0jpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
A US Airways flight from DC to Hartford was all set to take off Monday when—hey, do you hear a sort of muffled, thumping, screaming sound? Yes. Yes, definitely. The passengers did in fact hear that sound. It was a baggage handler who'd been locked in the cargo hold under the plane, by one of his colleagues, by accident. Whoops! Could be a very tense situation at the workplace, after that. The baggage handler got out though, and was fine (physically). The plane got off on time! It could have been worse.