Lindsay Lohan's alleged handwritten list of everyone she's ever had sex with made huge waves in the gossip press—In Touch alone milked it for 5 stories, dragging out the revelation of a few famous names—and that's probably exactly how Lindsay wanted it. She's now using the story to tease the season finale of Lindsay.

In a classic case of adding insult to injury, the Wu-Tang Clan's official clothing brand says that rapper Andre Johnson, who cut off his own penis and then jumped off a second-story balcony early Wednesday morning, is "not affiliated with the Wutang Brand."

The teenage girl who made a prank terrorism threat to American Airlines on Twitter over the weekend has reportedly been arrested at her home in Rotterdam, The Netherlands.

An autopsy on English TV presenter, writer, and socialite Peaches Geldof was "inconclusive" as to the cause of her death, Kent Police announced Wednesday. A toxicology report has been ordered, but could take weeks to complete.

The nearly-naked woman who destroyed a McDonald's kitchen in Pinellas Park, Florida wasn't drunk or on drugs when she did it, and says she doesn't remember most of her rampage.

A 9-month-old Pakistani baby accused of raiding a state-run gas company and plotting to murder police has gone into hiding following his first court appearance last week.

The Norwegian teenager who got a McDonald's receipt tattooed on his arm as a bet now has a tattoo on his other arm, as well—of the receipt for the first tattoo.

James Franco used an appearance on Live With Kelly and Michael this morning to talk about his Tuesday night attempt to hook up with a 17-year-old Scottish schoolgirl over Instagram.

Rachel Canning, the New Jersey high school senior who tried and failed to sue her parents for college tuition, will be able to afford at least one year of university. She announced she's accepted a $56,000 scholarship to a Massachusetts school.

The Florida driver caught on video getting "instant karma" when he crashed his truck right after tailgating a woman and flipping her the bird has now received regular-speed karma, too. He's been arrested.

Lux, the large Himalayan cat who became famous earlier this month when he chased his family into a bedroom and trapped them there until they called 911, is in trouble. His owners had a county shelter pick him up Monday, and are unsure whether they'll keep the cat.

Rachel Canning, the 18-year-old cheerleader and honor student who moved out of her parents' home and then sued them for college tuition, asked a court to dismiss her case Tuesday.

When we last left the 40-year-old British man with a severed penis, he was in a hospital-induced coma while police searched the roadside for his missing organ. This morning, the plot thickened significantly.

Rachel Canning, the 18-year-old high school cheerleader who sued her parents for college tuition, has agreed to move back in with them, her parents' lawyer said Wednesday.

After a segment starring 5-year-old cancer-battling superhero Miles "Batkid" Scott was cut from the Academy Awards, some cast his scheduled co-host, Spider-Man star Andrew Garfield, as the bad guy. Good news, though: Spidey didn't really let Miles down.

The legal battle between 18-year-old Rachel Canning and her parents over college tuition has turned into an argument over whether the family who took Canning in and encouraged her to sue also gave her access to alcohol.

Remember those hoverboards that were almost certainly fake? Well, they're fake.

The high school cheerleader and honor student who's suing to force her parents to pay her college tuition has lost her first legal battle. A judge said Tuesday that the girl's parents won't have to cough up child support or pay her legal fees.

Of course the New York Post followed the guy who peed on a sleeping 11-year-old during a JetBlue flight all the way up to his parents' home in Vermont yesterday, where the reporter was greeted with, "We have no comment, nothing to say" from his mother. The paper notes that the pisser and his mother were unloading skis and luggage. As it turns out, 18-year-old Robert "Sandy" Vietze is one of the top young alpine skiers in the country and is listed on the US Ski Team's Development Team roster. Until yesterday, that is.

Actress and noted hostage-taker Faye Dunaway says she can't be evicted from her rent-stabilized Manhattan apartment because she doesn't even live there. Dunaway claims that her slumlord "refused to paint the house, and bugs were everywhere." Rich people. [NYT]