Jeremy Meeks, the California felon whose attractive mugshot caused the entire internet to simultaneously go into heat last week, is married, and his wife of 4 years does not appreciate the legion of fans lusting after her husband during this tough time for their family.

When we last checked in with Frostie the Snow Goat, the little guy was fighting off a serious infection that had robbed him of the use of his back legs. His rescuers at Australia's Edgar's Mission Farm Sanctuary hoped that by getting mobile with the help of a wheelcart, he'd one day walk again.

Jeremy Meeks, the alleged gang member whose mugshot moistened a thousand panties when it hit Facebook yesterday, is also a Christian family man who walks the straight and narrow, according to his mom and sister.

Richard Dunn, the man who just became internet famous for making a music video for Celine Dion's "All By Myself" while stuck in the Las Vegas airport, has caught the attention of someone else who's trapped in Vegas: Celine Dion.

The woman caught on video screaming "nigger" at a black driver in a Western New York parking lot told her side of the story on the radio this morning. You can go ahead and fill in the "I'm not a racist" square on your Racism Bingo card.

The case of legendary top 40 host Casey Kasem, 82, took a strange turn over the weekend when paramedics arrived to collect the ailing Kasem from his wife's house, enforcing a court order that turned responsibility for his care over to his children.

A week after a 17-year-old girl made international news with her account of being kicked out of her homeschool prom because some dads at the event thought her outfit could arouse "impure thoughts," a chaperone for the dance has come forward to claim there's more to the story.

Willow Smith's controversial bedroom photo with actor Moises Arias has prompted an investigation by the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services, RadarOnline reports.

Millionaire playboy and Instagram celebrity Dan Bilzerian is best known of late for chucking a 90-pound porn star, Janice Griffith, off his mansion roof during a shoot for Hustler, and missing the pool. Griffith threatened to sue, and now Bilzerian's lawyer has purportedly written the snarkiest response Bilzerian's money could buy.

Tara, the heroic tabby cat who fought off a neighbor's guard dog after it attacked a young child, cemented her fame this morning with an appearances on Today and ABC News.

Iconic American Top 40 host Casey Kasem, who was reported missing earlier this week and believed to be somewhere on an Indian reservation in Washington state, has been found.

Andre "Christ Bearer" Johnson, the formerly Wu-Tang-affiliated rapper now best known for severing his own penis and then jumping off a balcony, has finally spoken out about what drove his bizarre behavior last month.

About a week ago, Hello Denizen blew up the tiny-animals-eating-tiny-food section of the internet with a new webseries called Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos. It absolutely delivered on the promise of its title, but it didn't seem like the premise could sustain an entire series. Now someone else has figured out the next step the miniaturized hamster food trend.

Last week's revelation that Kanye West went zip-lining and hated it was a cathartic moment for the internet, and a humanizing moment for the rapper with the world's most titanic ego. What if Ye were one us? Just a slob like one of us?

Los Angeles high school teacher Greg Schiller, suspended in February for supervising science fair projects that another staff member thought could be dangerous, is back in the classroom, but he still faces disciplinary action. Schiller also happens to be the teachers' union rep on campus.

Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling's racist tirade, caught on tape and released over the weekend, is starting to cost the team some major advertisers.

Good news for sleazeball celebrity photographer Terry Richardson: He didn't do at least one of the sketchy, sexually harassing things he's been accused of. A Facebook message offering a model a high-profile shoot in exchange for sex actually originated from a fake account.

Powdered alcohol—a.k.a. "Palcohol"—due to be unleashed upon an unprepared, very drunk world this fall, may turn out to be a fading dream. The federal agency that approved the product now says that approval was an error.

Step 1: Catch a boot to the head while trying to take a selfie with a passing train. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!

Aaron Sorkin's Steve Jobs biopic steered right into the rocks last week when Social Network director David Fincher dropped the project because Sony reportedly wouldn't meet his demands for a $10 million paycheck. Fincher's first (and only) choice to play the Apple founder was Christian Bale—so who's going to fill that Jobs-shaped hole?